Thick THumbs of THursday



Paris's bday cake before getting tiefed!



Morning of Good, dudes and dudettes.. tis Thursday and and not a day too late.. the best thing about waking up today, was reading about Paris Hilton's 30th party! Oh what a jam it was, you guys should've been there, good times had by all... Who the F cares? What i do care about is the awesome first gate crashed the party and second stole the $2000(R14000) cake.. Yes dudes this awesome character came in, nodded to security, like he was supposed to be there and stole the cake.. He drove around with it, most likely jizzed on it, and then... he went and gave it to homeless people in downtown LA, he cut the cake into 125 slices and GAVE it all away! That is fricken awesome.. this dude is wicked cool.. I wonder what else he has done? Check his facebook page with some pics of the cake and what he did with it here: http://www.facebook.com/notes/paz/let-them-eat-cake/10150126218284777.. fucking legend of chap.. ha ha.. imagine we went to Kenned Kuene's jol and stole a model with sushi? ha ha.. that would be awesome till we tried to share that shit.. lol.. nonone would end up sharing that.. ha ha..

Paris's cake.. bergies loving it!

Air pollution triggers more heart attacks than using cocaine and poses as high a risk of sparking a heart attack as alcohol, coffee and physical exertion, scientists say. Sex, anger, marijuana use and chest or respiratory infections and can also trigger heart attacks to different extents, the researchers said, but air pollution, particularly in heavy traffic, is the major culprit.(DUH).. marijuana? mmm... who paid you to say that?

Air pollution.. yea right"Mam" more MEATLOAF!

This was the above headline and accompanying paragraph about a article saying air pollution is more dangerous then cocaine.. ha ha.. that got me thinking about the budget speech, taxes and what nonsense is said and how we can't always believe crap.. I understand about the dangers of pollution, especially environmental, air pollution is a real threat, i smell and breath weird things everyday, but the research that is described above seems dubious in its attempt to basically highlight all dangers in the world within a few parameters.. they also state some obvious but necessary cause of heart attacks.. but its the degree in which such information is made public, without some sort of advisory capacity in how to read the info.. Next minute there will be some radicalisation of such things by some religious nut, or ANC official trying to change the laws to facilitate such utter KAK.. so, the point? To question every mafucking piece of info(propaganda) that is made public without reputable sources..

Um... "i'm as mad as a hatter"

Have you oaks noticed how leaders of countries have to be some sort of eccentric/sexfreak/daddy issues/god-complex and all? Thats why you have these crazy fucks doing stupid shit.. like your cousin from Libya, Gadaffi.. here are some of his crazy little insiders:

• He is described as a mercurial and eccentric figure, who often avoids making eye contact during the initial portion of meetings, resulting in long, uncomfortable periods of silence. 
• Although he often speaks out publicly against government corruption, he’s about as honest as any other African dictator (how surprising).   
• He travels almost everywhere in the company of a voluptuous blonde Ukrainian Nurse.  
• He fears flying over water as well as staying on the upper floors of buildings.
• Loves flamenco dancing and often fasts on Mondays and Thursdays.
• One of his son’s, Muattasim, who serves as his father’s national-security adviser, has held extravagant New Year’s parties on the Caribbean island of St. Barts, at which Mariah Carey, Usher and Beyonce have been paid ridiculous amounts of daddy’s money to perform (Carey was reportedly paid $1million to sing four songs). http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2011/02/24/so-just-how-crazy-is-gadaffi/

Charlie Sheen Goes On Holiday With His Wife, A Pornstar And Another Woman - Two and a Half Men train-wreck Charlie Sheen is leaving on a tropical vacation Wednesday, taking his wife, his live-in porn star girlfriend and another woman. Sheen’s soon-to-be-ex wife Brooke Mueller moved back into Sheen’s multi-million dollar mansion during the weekend. Also living with Mueller and Sheen are porn star Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly. That's Charlie, this dude just refuses to say no, he is like a musician in the 80s, coke, hookers and ex wives.. ha ha.. Charlie, get the fuck back to work, i dig the show and need it.. If you need some rest chilled, do it.. Invite me to spice shit up! lol.. jokes.. no seriously

Charlie/wife/porn star..bout to go on holiday and f....

Thursday is beginning, and Friday is right behind her.. (ha ha ha).. so its short and sweet and ready for the weekend BABY!

In some angry news, Michael Carrick and Fletcher had a crap day in the south of France last night, while the gunners were somehow able to keep the 1-0 in London.. lucky fuckers.. oh finally SA are playing in the cricket today, fucking finally.. and all the talk has been about the chokers tag(with good reason) but lets just see how well we can do it.. Bookies are hitting 50-1 that sa win both world cups this year.. so R1000 can get you R50 0000... Mmm.. worth taking the odds? (remember winners don't give a fuck abut stopping) they're winners!

TAUNTED.

SA vs Idies today!!