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Thursday.. Finally! I cannot wait for this weekend to come to its demise and to kick back and RElax! It has been a strange week, full of highs and lows and not just for me. Chelsea and Spurs head back London, chasing a dream that cannot be. Spurs maybe in two years time, Chelsea you paid $50 million for non scoring virus. Ouch!

waiting for his lift.. run fat boy!

Staying with the green turf of gods, did you oaks here about Benni McCarthy? He has been released by West Ham Utd and paid out R16 Million.. If he had decided to sit out his contract he would have received 38000Pounds a week.. but no he wanted to be paid out and that’s that.. Where to now Benni? Sundowns? Who wants a lazy, skilful (was) but freaking lazy douche like him? well I know a lot of clubs do, but what quality leagues? Non.. you have wasted the greatest opportunity ever.. What a douche..

See..they think WE are stupid..

Zuma has told the world exactly what Africa needs in terms of financial implications. Great thanks Zuma. "Over the next ten years, Africa will need USD 480 billion for infrastructure development which should interest the Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa (BRICS) business communities," he said in an address for delivery at the third BRICS meeting in China. Do you know what getting money from the west does to the people of the continent.. FUCK ALL! It further pushes the poverty line to encompass more people. There is no trickle down, there is a continued plundering of this mineral rich states, to 1st world countries. They then sell us back finished product.. They sell our own good back to us at an elevated rate.. In layman terms, they screw us over worse than f*cking pirates. We sign over this loans and NOTICE the small print, yes they do, but to some that sign, they feel nothing but to have the funds. I'm not saying money is not spent, many projects and state infrastructure of African states has been implemented, its just its not enough on our part, and a little too much on their part. "Already, Africa is projected as the third fastest growing economy in the world, while the BRICS countries now constitute the largest trading partners of Africa and largest new investors. Duh, we are also the richest continent in terms of raw resources, and untapped resources. We have the platform to secure the future, to sustain our growth, our land and our world by being the spear head of the world. True story..

My man the Sheen is back in the flow(duh). In an interview with a Boston radio station on Tuesday, Sheen said there have been discussions about bringing him back to the hit CBS sitcom he was fired from last month. Sheen put the chances of him returning at "85 percent". He didn't offer details in the Sports Hub 98.5 WBZ-FM interview, saying he'd been asked not to divulge anything. Um, yea dude if you go back you will be very well paid drug addict.. Nice.. ha ha.. Not really but everyone’s a little tired with all the Sheen shit going on but he is the SHeeno but get him back to work, he was awesome on my screen at regular programming times not the E! channel!

When presiding officer Ben Skosana started proceedings a few minutes later without the Minister of Sport and Recreation, Fikile Mabalula, Democratic Alliance deputy Chief Whip Mike Ellis said it was "incredibly disrespectful to this House and to parliament in general" that the minister had not yet arrived at the start of the debate. He apologised for being late, saying the reasons were beyond his control and were not intentional. However, on this occasion, he was unavoidably delayed because of mechanical problems on the car he was using, as well as traffic.(oldest excuse in the book, hey my man, just cause you oaks are in parliament does not mean we are stupid pal.. ha ha..you should've said you flying in from holiday with public funds, we would've believed you more! This is Africa (TIA).. haha. I have been living by this this last two weeks as I have come to grips with how we are. If you from Joburg, you know the feeling, the one when you go to Cape Town, everyone is chilled, a little too chilled. That's how Africa is.. so next time when you are screaming bloody murder in your head because you just went to the traffic dept, or Home Affairs or any fricken establishment that you have to rely on someone else.. TIA oaks, TIA..

I don't mind the occassional four ball at Sun City, dodging a Croc or two, but any more than that and I might as well be shark diving in chum.. Golfers at Carbrook Golf Club in Queensland in Australia can certainly boast testing themselves against one of the sport’s scariest water hazards ever – a lake of Zambezi or Bull sharks. The “hazards” have apparently been around for some time According to the club:In the early 90′s, the Logan River burst its banks, resulting in large volumes of water covering the course for an extended period of time.As the water level dropped, large volumes of fish species were contained in the many creeks and lakes of Carbrook. For years, rumours abound of a shark in the lake.It was rarely sighted but often talked about. In more recent years, sightings have become a regular occurance, often more than one being seen at a time.Some of the sharks are purported to be up to 10 feet long and a spokesman has claimed “There are up to 30 in there.”For years their existence was thought to be just a good old wives tales, but video footage has now revealed how they swim near the fairway along the 15th. Loser has to skinny dip in there!