To the Old Trafford TUESDAY TAUNTS



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Morning Dudes and Dudettes,

It is Cup day! Also a Tuesday and a spanking good day to do good things and take it to the man!

Safes in Japan, piling up!

It is because of this that Japan is in the topic of the blog early in the morning.. Although this is good news, well sort of, depends who you are and how corrupt your moral code is. Ha ha.. Safes Packed With Money Wash Up In Japan –Hundreds of dented metal safes, swept out of homes and businesses by last month’s tsunami, crowd the long police headquarters building. Any one of the safes could hold someone’s life savings. Safes are washing up along the tsunami-battered coast, and police are trying to find their owners — a unique problem in a country where many people, especially the elderly, still stash their cash at home. Imagine trying to find the owner of the safe? Is he still alive, "lets just check and see whats inside" come on.. lets get a Charlize type girl from Italian Job, crack the safe and perhaps we can find owners through this way? If no owners collect it, i think it should be all put together and redistrubtuted to those in need. They definetely don't want any more bad karma heading their way!

Sneaky

Police in South Korea have arrested a farmer for hiding $10 Million in cash hidden in his garlic field.. Ha ha.. how much? Where? was he hiding it from Vampires? I mean  that is a enormous sum of money, imagine if i was doing my rounds collecting garlic(for teh ongoing human-vampire war, duh!) and stumbled upon that! I would hire Blade and live happily ever after! Police said Tuesday they've confiscated the money the farmer buried in his field in Gimje, about 260 kilometers south of Seoul. Police say the farmer, surnamed Lee,(of course it is!) was arrested Monday. They say Lee's two brothers-in-law - one in prison and the other on the run - had asked him to hide the money. Police gave no further details, including what charges Lee's borthers-in-law face and whether the discovered money would add to their charges.

Winkledouchebag Twins

This douchebags still trying to get money out of the Mr Zuckerberg? ha ha.. Chumops, drop it, you signed for an initial $60 million, be happy, grow old, start a rowing foundationCourt Tells Winkelvoss Twins to Quit Their Facebook Whining - A federal appeals court Friday stamped “The End” on a lawsuit by two Harvard twins who claim that Mark Zuckerberg stole their idea for a social networking site, ruling the duo have to stick with the deal they struck with Facebook since they were smart enough not to be duped. [wired] The twins, who reportedly settled for in excess of $60 million in stock and cash, could appeal the decision to a full panel of appeals court justices or to the U.S. Supreme Court. Or they could just be happy with having become millionaires themselves at a young age without ever having built a successful company.. I mean come now dudes, you are douchebags, douchebags with money! Maybe you should kindly f*ck off and quit with "consume, more more attitude"! Its getting old and we all saw the movie, no one digs you!

illegal my lady

I feel the begining some serious borderline blatant draw of "the line" by french officials. Two Arrested Under France’s New Burka Ban - French police arrested two veiled women yesterday morning just hours after the country’s new ban on wearing the burka in public came into force. The women were arrested along with several other people protesting in front of Notre Dame cathedral in Paris against the new law. Jourrnalists at the scene said the arrests came after police moved in to break up the protest which had not been authorised. [telegraph] So the reprecussions of banning individuals from partcipating in their religion has been outawed. France being a very social-pro family based system..This is not like them at all, I feel for the France nation, its very stable society is about to rocked. Mark my words.

In some utter useless information, that just makes you go, what the F*ck!  Kimberly Stewart is expecting Benicio del Toro’s baby. “Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive,” his rep has confirmed. “Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby.” Stewart, 31, has worked as an actress and model and is the daughter of rocker Rod Stewart, while del Toro, 44, is best known for his award-winning turns in such films as 2000′s Traffic, 2003′s 21 Grams and 2008′s Che. [people] I want to know how did they meet? Did paris introduce them at a party? Or were they in the same book group? ha ha..

Why is it, the public is always better equipped to see through the bull that is smoke screens and spin city madness? For the life of me I can't understand why we play to so strictly to the rules in ther most absurd situations, but donating money, helping the starved and poverty stricken, no no.. I mean come F on chaps, seriously. This is directed at the man named as Dewani, who allegedly had his wife shot (for what reason? I have no idea, she was beautiful with a capital B)..

A judge ruled on Monday that the 31-year-old businessman, accused of arranging a hit on his wife, Anni, while on honeymoon in Cape Town, be transferred to Cygnet Hospital Kewstoke in Somerset, the Mirror.co.uk reported on Tuesday.. This was after his psychiatrist said he believed Dewani had suffered an adverse reaction to anti-depressants(mmm.. thats what they say, but what I hear is delay, delay tactics, delay tactics) at the weekend. Dewani, was on bail at the Priory Hospital in Bristol before the court ordered the transfer. The Mirror.co.uk said the new hospital was better equipped to deal with his condition.(Hospital has less security and money plays-so he can either live comfortable while his well paid lawyers delay for years and exhaust our funds..Duh!)..

Well its tuesday, and tonight we find out who can handle the semi's.. Chelsea or UNited.. UNITED.. (said it twice, for you..) are y'all ready.. mmm... To the Scousers who doused the Man City rebel leaders of uselessness, decent work.. ha ha.. I hate you both regardless, but glad one team got taken back to the pile of shit they ARE!

TAUNTED.