Topcats Taunts: Thursday's Taunted Toots..

Top of it to all of you!

So.. political bull is what (democratic) states subject their people to every so often around elections.. South Africa is no different to the United States and England for that matter. We here bull in this ear, bull in that.. then you have some people in your country( if you are lucky to have more than two political parties to vote for) that take political liberation to another level..

Dagga Party Leader Arrested, Again – He is the leader of the Dagga Party and has recently been arrested for drug possession. But this will not stop 47-year-old Jeremy Acton (no relation) from contesting this month’s elections. Acton formed the Dagga Party in February 2009 and is now campaigning vigorously to win seats in Western Cape’s Langeberg municipality. This guy was caught at home, doing nothing but straight having a relaxed dinner with the wife and kids, possibly after having a little toke.Police spokesman Sergeant Suria Meyer said Acton was arrested last weekend when the police acted on a tip-off that he had dagga in his Montagu home.[Timesalive] Is it not his decision to do what he likes? lol.. whole 'nother debate that.. Any way, so the due is running a political party and trying to get everybody in townships, smokers etc to vote for him.

Stoners

Although I applaud this one audacious stoner, i have say COME ON DUDE.. market yourself better, start with the name.. DAGGA(another word for weed) Party, I mean.. feck, you are smoking some good shit to believe that blatant bull can win.. I mean, i know the ANC have gotten away with it last two elections, but I mean not even Mandingo is gonna think they can change the country for better..I actually reckon they would, they would legalise weed, ah DUH, therefore allowing the growth of hemp, the Amsterdam like tourist cities could be created and it could be great for the economy and jobs etc.. Just maybe..

Second option..please

Do you know, what is dumber than voting for the ANC? Being talked into committing suicide over the internet by some random.. I mean come on, what the F.. What is the world turning too, when some douchebag can pray on the weak(very weak) individuals? No man, send that ass my way.. A former nurse in Minnesota who encouraged an English man and a Canadian woman to kill themselves by chatting with them on the Internet has been sentenced to almost a year in prison. Evidence provided to the judge that posing as a female nurse he had communicated with up to about 20 people on suicide chat rooms. [guardian] He would most likely come home, pizza in one hand, flick on the TV, turn on his computer and be like, okay "what pathetic ass wants to die today"..

Do you want to become a 26 or 27?

So this ongoing douche bag is refusing to come back and pay for his crimes here in SA is gonna suffer big time.. ha ha.. They are telling him certain things in order to get him back here for trial. Honeymoon murder accused Shrien Dewani would enjoy five-star treatment as an awaiting-trial prisoner in South Africa and would be given unprecedented protection in prison if found guilty of killing his wife, Anni. These assurances were given yesterday in his extradition hearing in the Belmarsh Magistrate’s Court. [timeslive]

They are lying to this b*tch, ha ha, seriously do you think that will happen, he will get here and Bheki Cele will be like, ha ha ha, "got you, ha ha" and send his ass to Poolsmoor with all the other criminals in the country..Ya, and 5 star is what he will get, a 5 star(someone in prison who is a general, head of unit of chaps) who will give him "special" attention!

Is there no end to the increase in social utility networks and there love for buying out each other? I mean.. feck.. live the billions in the bank just for a little while, accumulate interest, help an economy dammit! Facebook To Buy Skype? – Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is talking to Skype about either buying the company or forming a joint venture, according to Reuters.

Facebook profile pictures..Amazing

One of the sources said Facebook is considering a buyout of Skype at a price of between $3 billion and $4 billion. [mashable].. mmmm.. dam.. let me get on the broker deal on that.. Shit.. I need to get into brokering.. seriously, all it is is a good cologne and a smart brain.. I have both.. ha ha ha..

To prove how wasteful we are with our taxpaid cash. We are reburying a queen for R300 million rand! yes.. I said R300 million of tax payers money, to unbury, and then bury another queen! i mean seriously What! What? Omg.. don't give me the preservation of zulu culture, I am sure the Queen would want that money to go to people being fed, getting a roof over their heads, etc.eThekwini municipality spokesman Thembinkosi Ngcobo said the cost was justified as the project would benefit the community and promote the Zulu nation, the SABC reported on Wednesday.

The remains of Queen Thomozile Jezangani KaNdwandwe Zulu had been exhumed and would be reburied in Cato Manor on Saturday. Lets take a vote to see who of the Zulu people want her reburied or want the money to go to disadvantage communities where it is needed for education and social welfare? Am i a communist? NO.. Just a dude who thinks government decisions are made by efffing idiots!

ah.. and another Champions League Final opponents are decided, and without any doubt we know who it is..United will face Barca at Wembley on May 28 in a repeat of the 2009 final which the Spaniards won 2-0.

Although Ferguson is not frightened of the favourites he will welcome any tips from Real Madrid’s boss Mourinho whose side beat the Catalans in the King’s Cup final. “I speak to him quite a lot. I spoke to him last week,” Of course you do Fergs, you are the boss, of the club he could come to take over and you are hectic! Ferguson told a news conference when asked about Mourinho, an old sparring partner of the Scot in his Chelsea days. “We will depend on our own knowledge of Barcelona, it’s not like we’ve never seen them before. (But) you always take information from him (Mourinho) because he’s always helpful like that.” UNITED!