Thursday, May 19, 2011

Thursday Voted Taunts

Morning Chaps and Chapettes..

Its been a while.. For those of you that missed me.. Sorry boet..
Hope you weer able to VOTE if you were in SA yesterday, and if you didn't no worries, what can 1 vote do? Bleh, tired of this argument, if you don't want to vote, chilled. Don't complain when something doesn't work out the way you wanted. Fricken douche bags.. ALL OF YOU who did not vote..


end of the rOAD

The man formerly known as the Governator has fathered a child with a staff member who worked for the Schwarzenegger family for 20 years. It has been revealed that this is the reason Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, separated after she had recently learned he had fathered the child more than a decade ago.. ha ha ha.. ARNO, you sneaky Austrian.. ha ha.. a little monster with your maid huh.. Ah.. another "IMF" wannabe.. feck oaks.. get stronger willed and leave the hired help alone..
Shame dudes, even married woman are unhappy! The woman in the pictures above attempted to commit suicide by jumping from a seventh-story window. Before she could let go however other people in the building saved her. Why did she not just run and jump, you ask? Because she wanted to wear her wedding dress whilst taking the plunge and the window was a bit small. She was only identified as Miss Li, a student from northeast China. Unrequited love leads to awkwardness 

Strikes in Botswana.. Students teaching themselves on the ROAD!


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Shame Madiba is getting old and not thinking properly.. Who do you think he voted for?Mandela Changed His Vote: Cope – “Mandela has voted Cope. I’m convinced,” said Preddy Mothopeng in a text message to Sapa on Wednesday. ”For the first time in his political career he made a secret vote, changing his voting announcement.” He said Mandela voted for his party because its leader Mosiuoa Lekota was still “serving” the cause they both believed in. [timeslive] He should have voted for the communists!
I NEED TO VOTE!
Last night, in a press conference in Pretoria, Tlakula said that the IEC had to fire a total of six IEC officials, due to doubts over their impartiality. She said, however, that overall, the voting process went smoothly and she expected a turnout of at least 40%.
Meanwhile ANC election head, Fikile Mbalula said that he was confident of victory, despite fierce opposition campaigning.
We are not scared, we are actually happy that other parties were campaigning in the manner they were campaigning. This is in our blood, we are used to it, it’s in our DNA.
What we can say is that we are confident of an overwhelming victory.

Strikes in Botswana getting a little crazy
Queen Refuses Pint Of Guinness - The Queen paid a visit to one of Dublin’s top tourist attractions – the Guinness Storehouse – as part of her state visit to Ireland on Wednesday, but she appeared to refuse the chance to sample a pint of the country’s national drink. [metro] Ha ha ha.. Guinness is shite in Ireland.. Even the queen thinks so.. lol..

Police in Botswana dont carry guns
Killer.. new No1. target.. Egyptian Saif Al-Adel Is New Leader Of Al Qaeda - An Egyptian who was once a Special Forces officer has been chosen “caretaker” leader of al Qaeda in the wake of Osama bin Laden’s death, according to a source with detailed knowledge of the group’s inner workings. Al Qaeda’s interim leader is Saif al-Adel, who has long played a prominent role in the group. [cnn] I'm tired of terroist activities.. Can we not just get along?

Feck, now this is one hustling bustling individual.. lol.. Obama Selling Birth Certificate T-Shirts – The Obama campaign is selling T-shirts on its website that show Obama’s face on the front along with the words “Made in the USA.” On the back is an image of the president’s long-form birth certificate from Hawaii — the one the White House finally produced in April. [associated] I want a tshirt with Trump's face and his slogan, "i am not running for president" cause' i am douchebag republican..

ANC youth league meeting
The ANC says that it is “extremely disappointed and puzzled” by yesterday’s high court ruling refusing it leave to appeal an earlier finding that the song “Shoot the Boer” is an incitement to murder. It has decided it’s time to take it to a higher court..To think some of you guys voted for these guys.. I mean really? do you see what their core policy is? "Look after yourself and cousins" I mean.. really.. I can't stand some of the individuals in the ruling party that continually treat the masses like retarded children.. NO f*ckers, we see you..  X marks the spot..  

 Ha ha.. really.. It doesn't cover it..  The weekend is only a day away, for some of us and.. I think it will be awesome..



This is what two days left in the week feels like..
England forward Rooney found himself drawn into an angry exchange after the follower, who appeared to be a fan of Liverpool, United’s arch-rivals, taunted him by saying: “Rooney ya fat whore ill smash ya head in with a pitchin wedge an bury ya with a ballast fork...”
Rooney dared the follower to meet him at United’s training ground to carry out his threat, replying: “I will put u asleep within 10 seconds hope u turn up if u don’t gonna tell everyone ur scared u little nit. I’ll be waiting.” The 25-year-old United hero later tried to laugh off the situation by posting: “Haha bit of banter and people go nuts chill all people.”  Seriously oaks don't mess with the No 10.. 19, 19 19 19 19..

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