Muck about Monday



Hello Friend.. Monday it is?



Monday..

It has arrived, I know I did not want it either, but here it is, in all its glory.. It has arrived.. and It look like another week of the goodness..

Lets see if there is any "peace" over here..

Zuma plans to talk to Libyan leader about the Aton Hammerl's dissappearance.  Firstly, because we hear that the journalist in fact died and was never arrested. That brings the question why we were told information which was not accurate," Zuma said. He said it appeared that Hammerl did not have a proper burial, the SABC reported on Monday.. "We are hoping we will be able to discover something for the family." Zuma will meet Gaddafi on Monday, amid intensified NATO strikes on the his regime, as part of an African push to end the conflict.  What irates me abou this story, is that it has COME TOO LATE.. once again, our TIA (This Is Africa) attitude has been highlighted, we SHOULD'VE acted sooner! Alas, now we are trying to gather the fragmented pieces of what really happened. This is what we have come to expect from a govt not committed to upholding the peoples safety and security needs.. Nice one.. And some of you oaks voted for them..

Another snakes on a train story.. lol.. A guard and conductor were checking tickets as passengers got on in the central city of Quang Ngai on Thursday evening - and spotted the live king cobras and cobras under a seat.People fled the carriage as panic broke out, and the smuggler was able to escape in the chaos.The reptiles - which are extremely venomous and can kill a human within just 30 minutes - were being carried in four see-through cloth bags.One passenger, Pham Van An, 20, said: "Some of the snakes were very big, and looked terrifying. Most

people ran away.. Ah yes.. I would've run my ass away in  a heart beat, but NO.. some oaks want to go have a look at the snakes, nice.. Let them get you and be the one chap who got bitten! ha ha.. What in the world are dudes doing? i mean, selling snakes to restaurants, transporting them on public transport IN PLASTIC BAGS! No thanks, NO FRICKEN THANKS!

Seems like Tooners city of Newcastle are not stoked by the rip off to Jersey Shore in the UK. Apparently the tossers of douchebag show are real freaking idiots and they are representing the city in a negative way.. ha haha.. TV reality show Geordie Shore, which follows a group of party-loving friends in Newcastle, has come under fire for the way it portrays the city.

Newcastle Central MP Chi Onwurah said it was "bordering on pornographic".

"It's exploiting those young people and exploiting our city," she told the Evening Chronicle newspaper. The local tourism board said it relied on "outdated stereotypes" and had provoked a "fierce reaction" among locals. MTV declined to comment.The show, a British version of the hit US series Jersey Shore, follows the antics of eight sex-obsessed friends as they drink, vomit, fight and strip off in the hot tub.The first episode was watched by 330,000 people on Tuesday - the channel's largest adult audience for three years.

Worst Ever Carbon Emissions Ever -Seems like we are just going to kill our land quicker..  Greenhouse gas emissions increased by a record amount last year, to the highest carbon output in history, putting hopes of holding global warming to safe levels all but out of reach, according to unpublished estimates from the International Energy Agency. COME ON PEOPLE.. we are the last chance, yet we continue to live like it won't ever come to the END.. Its coming, not in a rapture.. but in total annihilation of our land. Nice one oaks, YOU HAVE FAILED. [guardian]

Japanese Plan To Turn Moon Into Mirror-Ball – Its always a mystery how certain nations are always thinking ahead.. The rest of us in Africa wait till, the plans use our raw materials and then send the finished product back to us to be sold in a douchebag initiative plan! Plans to turn the moon into a gigantic mirrorball manned by robots to provide all the Earth’s energy came a step closer to reality today when they were unveiled by Japanese scientists. The ambitious project would result in 13,000 terawatts of continuous solar energy being transmitted back to receiving stations on Earth, either by laser or microwave. I’m in! [dailymail]

Tupac Alive In New Zealand Rumour Spreads Fast, As PBS Gets Hacked – I  just want to clear this up for you guys out there.. The man is dead.. If he isn't, then he is with Michael Jackson and Biggie..Come on, this is worse than a BB BROADCAST MESSAGE (stop sending those you A class f*ck heads). No one will die if you don't send it.. A report is spreading quickly on Facebook and Twitter that famed rapper Tupac Shakur is shockingly “alive and well” in New Zealand, 15 years after he died. This is of course false. Tupac died in Las Vegas in 1996. But the link that is circulating, a PBS Web story, looks entirely legitimate, fueling the rumor. PBS has been hacked. [huffpo]

Well, lookey lookey, I got Hookey.. lol.. No seriously.. its about time, that a Multinational corporation that does not put money back into the economy be ousted as no 1 brand in SA. For the first time in years, Coca-Cola has been ousted from its reigning position as the coolest overall brand among 8-22-year-olds in the Sunday Times Generation Next Youth Brand Survey. Coca-Cola, which recently celebrated its 125th anniversary, has had to surrender to BlackBerry, which shot up the ranks from ninth-coolest brand last year. In 2005, Forbes reported that Coca-Cola was the world's most valuable brand, but in 2011, it was ranked only sixth, while three of the top five spots were occupied by tech brands - Apple, Google and Microsoft.

Jessica Oosthuizen, analyst for HDI Youth Marketeers, the company that conducted the survey, said this is less about consumers moving away from traditional brands, but rather a testament to the importance of technology in our lives.has overtaken cellphone giant Nokia as the coolest cellphone brand, an accolade Nokia has enjoyed for the past two years. Last year, BlackBerry was second and in 2009 was in fifth position in this category. Blackberry  was also voted the coolest hi-tech brand. Apple's iPhone, widely believed to be coveted by all, was ranked only third in the cellphone category and it was ranked only seventh as the overall coolest brand.  I dig Coke, but there are brands that are not only stealing the minds of our young but doing more in communities such as community computer initiatives and so fourth.. Ah.. well its the battle of the Brands.. oh yeah...

As if the world wasn't safe enough.. COME THE F ON!A number of system errors have allowed 450 criminals with “a high risk of violence” to walk free in California.  The prisoners were accidentally placed on “non-revocable parole”, which means that they don’t have to report to a parole officer. Non-revocable parole was created to ease the over-crowding of California prisons by granting parole to inmates who’ve committed low-risk offences.Inmates don’t qualify if they’re gang members, have committed sex crimes, violent felonies or pose a high risk of re-offending. But according to the inspection that reviewed the system errors:The computer program prison officials used to make that assessment does not access an inmate’s disciplinary history. The program also relies on a state Department of Justice system that records arrests but is missing conviction information for nearly half of the state’s 16.4 million arrest records.. So basically.. I'm trying to get caught in California if I do decide to go all criminal..I certainly don't want to get caught in Africa, Asia, South America.. basically most prions are shit, with the exception of Scandinavian Europe, where prisoners have TVs and swim breaks.. At least in Cali, you can get a good deal, ha ha ha.. SUCKERS..

Ettiene de Crecy.. Sick lasers and music

On Friday we attended the launch of 5gum here in SA.. They had their activation party at the Blue Room at Park station.. For those of you who have never been there.. (neither had I). The venue is sick, set downtown Joburg, in an amazing hall that was build when bunkers and grand rooms were the order of the day.. The music was electro house, with an amazing aesthetic appeal, wicked music and free booze the whole night it was FREAKING AMAZING.. Nice one to Wriggley's and 5gum.. Although i must say they needed more gum, like every where although i woke up with my pockets full of gum, (very handy the next morning) it was certainly tasty.. so MORE.. The headline act, Etienne de Crecy was SO sick and he does all this laser light projection that not only is amazing music but fucks with your mind! I have never seen a tantalising sick sensational show in Jhb like that.. So big A plus..

His stage is always set like a Rubik type vibe.. IT IS SICK

When he starts.. it's beyond anything you could experience

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How i felt after the game..



In other news, the football season is over... Yea yeah.. Nice one Barcalona, you won.. YOU WERE better.. Now for all you other f*CK heads who have had many things to say.. You are all  like "why you man utd fans quiet?" We lost, we are bummed yes.. But where WAS YOUR TEAM.. most of you saying shit are Arsenal fans(the ones i have come into contact with).. YOUR TEAM had a kak season, and the only thing you can mention is how we got beaten.. Yes we did... but we have a trophy, sorry trophies.. What have you got? Young boys and an old man who likes them close but not in control?!! ha ha.. back the f down.. two champions in the final deservedly..One winner.. Birmingham had a better season than Arsenal and they got relegated! ha ha.. F to the scousers, F to the gunners...

TAUNTED.



Job market.. hard..

Floods in the mid-west of the states have prompted oaks to do something about it.. Check this oak, protected his house
by digging troughs.. We need to take note!