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Morning,

There always seems to be a different angle that is thrust into ones life... For instance, you may have just got over exams excited for what lies ahead, and boom..you have a car accident, or you break up with your partner, something pops up, as to say to you.. "just checking your on your toes".. feck.. I say this as I was kept up by my neighbours who have decided to get a dog. Its a puppy, cute, and really really tiny. They only issue is they have no love for this dog.. AT ALL.. How hard is it to love a puppy, its fricken cute and these rebels don't have a stretch of love for it.. They got it from a lady at church, as a couple of the kids( did i mention there are 4 kids around the ages of  10-13, LOUD very LOUD) from the family were keen.. They leave this poor animal in the garage at night and it howls, boy does it howl.. Its howling right now, and after this I'm going over there to take it, its so cute.. They had named it sausage in french, so "saucisson".. stupid fricken name, so i suggested George, or Georgie boy..  They initial did not dig it, but after a while decided to change the name, great start for dog owners.. Feck.. biatch!

Gdog.. time to chuck

In some other news, Rebels Reject Talks With Gaddafi For Him To Step Down – Al Jazeera television said Libyan rebels on Monday rejected an offer by Muammar Gaddafi to hold a meeting of parliament to work out a deal under which he would step down – this, following his latest attacks. Al Jazeera said sources from the rebel interim council told its correspondent in Benghazi that the offer was rejected because it would have amounted to an “honorable” exit for Gaddafi and would offend his victims. [reuters] And shit yes, i agree, I'm sorry some of the things Gaddafi has done does enable him to leave with dignity.. Although it would end the bloodshed, and that's the most important thing, so perhaps after, the CIA can pay a douche to take him out, get caught, look like an extremist and that would be the end.. ha ha ha... Gaddaffi.. its getting old pal, get the F out, we want to see good ol sad news again.. and YOU douche bag you have raised the fuel price you fucking A.. Next month fuel is going to be at over R10.00 a litre.. F..Seriously G-dog get out of Libya put the  oil price at ease, we are suffering and my drive is not getting shorter..

Viagra chaps..

More than 51% of residents in seven cities are still unhappy with service delivery, with violence linked to their unhappiness being "almost a certainty". Well duh!! Who in SA is happy with the service delivery? There is no one who is happy with that shit come on! Imagine what one has to go throught o get shit through state organs!! No offense government, but you oaks suck.. and in some instance some of the departments are like trying to get a a guy named Bubba out of a guy name John Smith at correctional facility XYZ..  I mean, just cause we don't burn tires, 1) we actually still have to drive down the road to go to work, 2) don't attack police, (not a fan of rubber bullets) does not mean we are  satisfied biatch!

Photograph by: Halden Krog

This is according to a survey by TNS Research Surveys of 2000 residents from metropolitan areas in Johannesburg, Pretoria, Cape Town, Durban, Port Elizabeth, East London and Bloemfontein.

Sheen..maybe less coke..

Charlie Sheen Fired - Warner Bros. Television says it has fired actor Charlie Sheen from the hit sitcom “Two and a Half Men.” The studio that produces the CBS series said the decision was made after “careful consideration.” Sheen’s erratic personal life had prompted Warner to suspend production on the show for the season, and Sheen in return had been waging an angry media campaign against the show’s producers.. Mmmm.. SHEEN SHEEN.. SHEEEEEEEN... you were getting too big.. too big.. I think they show had had enough of Charlie's kak and acted like a football manager, in saying no one person is bigger than the show.. Umm.. in  this case yea it was.. SHEEN.. and it won't be the same.. trust me.. If they do bring it back, which i heard was in the pipeline as suitable replacements were being found.. Mmm.. 2 and half men without the SHeen.. I don't know, didn't they learn from Baywatch when Pamela DD Anderson chucked... no hoff not one diggs u.. ass.. Although Charlie is hilarious on twitter..

Yea right..

Seriously bringing me to another point.. Twitter is a whole lot better than FB in my opinion.. Sure you cant have albums of you totally fffed in lumo paint, just showing the world how awesome you are.. Well then twitter, allows you to receive the tweets you want.. For instance i fricken dig Kat Williams and he is a funny mafucker, so i I follow him, and live scores of cricket and rugby and hourly stuff of Man Utd(of course). The news as well, which al means when i go on, I see all the headlines/sport i want in a scroll,  and some funny status and ridonculus ones(@voodoo_warchief) follow this character, he will lighten any day.. Trust me.. Ha ha ah..

Time for Subway

Subway Beats McDonald’s As World’s Largest Fast Food Chain – It’s official: the Subway sandwich chain has surpassed McDonald’s Corp. as the world’s largest restaurant chain, in terms of units. At the end of last year, Subway had 33,749 restaurants worldwide, compared to McDonald’s 32,737. The burger giant disclosed its year-end store count in a Securities and Exchange Commission filing late last month. [wallstreetjournal]

 

 

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MANCHESTER United ace Nani is set for a courtroom battle with his BROTHER - who claims the star broke a contract and left him penniless.

Jose Almeida, 33, has launched a £1million compo claim and the pair will fight it out in the Portuguese courts next month.Nani, 24, asked Jose to work for him when he signed for United in 2007 in a £17million move from Sporting Lisbon.Jose closed his real estate business and moved to England to help with Nani's business affairs after signing a £150,000-a-year contract.But he claims Nani - who was crocked in United's 3-1 defeat at Liverpool on Sunday - failed to honour the agreement, causing him to lose his £650,000 home. Feck.. sounding like a bit of doucheness.. even if it is my team... So here this is mainly for Gav and any other haters.. you only hate cause we doing the business..

Sarah Ferguson

Sarah Ferguson Is Sorry About Paedophile – Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson has apologised for letting paedophile billionaire businessman Jeffrey Epstein pay back some of her debt. She said it was a “gigantic error of judgment” to accept help from Epstein, as the pressure on her ex-husband Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, mounted after his links with the US financier became public. [heraldsun] What the F were you thinking Duchess? Huh? were you hitting the crack pipe? Where in the f did you think that this would be okay.. huh.. "hey let me ask this disgusting fuck for money?" no no no.. wake up lady.. Not cool..

ha ha.. what in the world are people smoking these days.. ha ha ah..

NOU CAMP

TAUNTED.

PS: Whoooo.. who can forget what today is.. Mmm.. NOU CAMP gunners.. NOU CAMP.. you can do it.. ha ha ah.. I don't know but i'm not going to say anything, its up to the gunners and whether or not they have BMT to do it.. or you can pull a Proteas.. just saying!

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