Monday Mainstay Moolah!

Morning Chaps..

What a weekend, it was truly filled with good times, wicked sport(Sharkies unlucky, can't help getting outplayed by the best rugby at the mo) and i'm glad to come out on the other side ready for the week of good times!

Finally, a law that seeks to improve the lives of the ordinary South African. This is just one the new regulations contained in the new Consumer Protection Act, which comes into effect on April 1. "A practical example would be the following: You purchase a kettle for use in your home and the kettle can no longer boil water. The kettle is therefore no longer suitable for the purpose for which it was bought. [Sunday Times] So basically, we have protection from organisations that don't give a fuck about customer service. Although if i buy something and it breaks within the first 6 months, most big enough organisations had this as a warranty, but that does mean all the other sneaky fucks have to abide by it as well.. Whoo hoo, here is to buying a little something and using it for 5 months, and then, break it, and return it and get a new one.. ha ha ha.. no seriously..

The government is going to be launching its own printed newspaper, and it will be published by the head of government communications, Jimmy Manyi.Ha ha ha.. what? What the F are these clowns smoking. By who? the dude who is a blatant racisit and one of teh dumbest fucking idiots next to Juls Malema? no man!  Yes, the same guy who doesn’t like coloured oaks, and has a belief that the world is better without them? Fuck me.. Okay killa, so gov wants a newspaper.. and Goebals wanted a nazi world. I mean come on, this is some huge plot to brainwash people by posting propaganda in this newspaper, most likely going to be distrubuted everywhere and at no cost.  Basically we shouldn’t get our hopes up and expect much investigative journalism.

Manyi has also not decided whether he will allow advertising to be sold in the newspaper that will be out next month.Realising that the selling of advertising would lighten the financial burden on us, the taxpayers, who will pay for this newspaper to be printed? Um.. yes, no lets charge the people, then we will send them information WE decide on.. mmm...  He used “clutter” as the excuse "It might create confusion. Don’t be surprised if we don’t allow commercial advertising" (Manyi).

Unlucky Lobola

According to a Pretoria News report on Monday, which cited court papers, a man had his children removed from his care barely days after his wife had died last December. The two girls aged 19 months and 30 months were initially placed in the care of one of his wife's relatives and later removed to a place of safety.

When the man, who cannot be named to protect the minors, questioned why his children were removed, he was told by a social worker that he had to pay the R20, 000 lobola before he could get his children. Lobola is what a man pays for family for his wife, sort of like compensation to the family. Now this dude who was not going to finish paying as his wife died and the state intervened and took his kids! Feck me.. sounds like a tradional court hearing.. So the welfare of the children is not important as long as cash is handed over?? Come the F on oaks, this is what makes us slightly backwards, not at the notion of traditional practices, but rather at the blatant stupidity of removal of the children.. Get an IOU or something! Feck.. #rural!

So cause of all this nuclear talk in Japan, the fricken Simpsons have been asked to tone it down with regards to all the reactor jokes and meltdowns, some networks in europe have started looking at the next few episodes in a bid to clear out any tasteless jokes! Not really about Japan but about the plant in Springfield(Simpsons).. This is slightly funny and ridonculus at the same time, this is quite overboard actually.. Look there have been loads of simpson episodes with meltdowns and shit, what happened after Chernoble? Did anyone say anything? no cause oaks dont give a fuck about serbians.. but an economic power house.. Yes.. we have to change our cartoons.. come the fuck on oaks..

eskom

Eskom’s second of its three year electricity price increases will come into effect at midnight on Friday. Awesome, as if life wasn't difficult enough.. These douchebags have decided to screw us again.. wicked..
Last February, the National Energy Regulator of South Africa (Nersa) approved Eskom’s three year proposed price hike effective on the 1st of April each year.On average the price increases by at least 25 percent year-on-year. This year the price will go up by 25.8 percent.. I'm keen to sort some shit out, i was wondering, as we have an eskom exec who lives on our street. When power goes out, why is his always on? A generator? Or some special deal? No, but yes, this ass can organise it so they come all the way, just to turn his power on, so while the street is dark and scary he is having a jacuzzi party! I hate eskom and telkom, seriously, no competition they price collude, they fuck as over.. they don't care..lets burn them.. ha ha ha.. (no gary it was joke and we dont need any more parafinn!)

 

 

Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is planning to join the ranks of Madonna, Prince and Bjork, by dropping her last name, according to her mother."Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay," Dina Lohan told AOL celebrity news site Popeater.com on Friday.The decision appears to be motivated by a desire to distance the Mean Girls actress from her estranged father Michael Lohan, who was charged earlier this week with assaulting his girlfriend and who has a history of run-ins with the law. Ha ha.. Yo linds, you got issues and I feel for you.. Don't stress, hopefully you won't be so messed up and you can enjoy a normal life without crime, etc.. Sorta've like OJ..no he tried that and went to jail.. mmm..So basically your a fucked little kid..

ah Sports time.. wicked weekend for the Stormers, and for the sadors..lol.. the sharks got outplayed.. big time.. bafana bafana did soooo well.. Killa one, and adding to that are the oaks in teh neighbouring country, Botswana that qualified for the african cup of nations! Finally! and nice one chaps.. Zebras will end up being the flagship of african football.. ha.. I dont want to talk about cricket.. Its done, i had hope sometimes.. I still did.. until the end.. Enough is enough we dont have BMT.. GEES.. but thats just me.. we were not the underdogs, the total was there.. what the fuck happened.. over it.. come on the BOKS!

Amazing..

TAUNTED.