TAUnted Tightly Throughout Tuesday!

Wickedly Greeting  you's!

 



Welcome to the good times that we are about to have! It is Tuesday and the week keeps ticking on! Good times..

There always gonna be haters in the world.. Donald Trump, who has been making television appearances calling for President Barack Obama to release his official birth documents, released his birth certificate exclusively to Newsmax on Monday.“It took me one hour to get my birth certificate. It’s inconceivable that, after four years of questioning,  the president still hasn’t produced his birth certificate. I’m just asking President Obama to show the public his birth certificate. Why’s he making an issue out of this?" Why does this fuck head care.. I mean.. fuck off Donald Trump, maybe Obama does not know his father? Donald, if I was the president


Necker island, Richard Branson's vac home..



Richard Branson’s Island Available At $53,000 A Night - Owned by Virgin billionaire Sir Richard Branson, the Necker Island is a 74-acre private getaway located in the British Virgin Islands. Celebrities like Mariah Carey, Oprah, Jay-Z and Beyoncé have earlier rented the entire island (So who cares? Are they going to pay for my stay/ no so I don't care, it means it was good.. what about the queen? No..then not really fit for royalty huh?). If you want to make it your own private hideaway, get ready to shell out $53,000 per night and you cant take up to 30 mates! Okay so.. that's not too bad, if all my mates brought R12 366 a night.. we could jam up over there.. Okay kewl, I'm keen NOT.. come now SIR BRANSON, hit it up for free, be  the maverick you are.. help it out! feel me?

Qatar..

The head of a Mechanical and Industrial Engineering group at Qatar University, Dr. Saud Ghani, claimed that the artificial robotic cloud could potentially drop the temperatures on the pitch by 10 degrees Fahrenheit. Careful there doc, that’s only a few degrees Celsius, in the desert.
Design has passed initial engineering phase’s, says Ghani, and his team are preparing to make a 4 by 3 meter prototype by the end of this year to test the concept.
Apparently:The finished product would be a rectangle made up of carbon fibre and solar panels the size of a jumbo jet. It would use sophisticated monitoring gear to track the transit of the sun and would use four electric powered engines to manoeuvre to the precisely the right position to drop a cool shade across the stadiums.  Ah now this could be wicked awesome if it indeed works itself out.. I mean, imagine the what  a pitch could do with something like changing 10 degrees.. ha ah..Um.. maybe.. but in the desert I dunno sounds a little far fetched.. Although i will wait.. It would be a sick concept and could be used by all kinds of stadiums..

Get album covers to look like this..(Coco)

$1.5 Billion Drop In Music Sales - Global recorded music sales fell by almost $1,5-billion last year as digital piracy continued to take its toll on the industry, with the UK losing its mantle as the third largest music market after “physical” sales of CDs collapsed by almost a fifth. Global recorded music revenues fell 8,4% last year. Well fucking duh.. oaks are moving with times, and digital sharing(piracy) is the way forward.. I went into a music store the other day and it was like being in a museum, i had forgotten how shit worked etc.. Its weird.. I buy mine ha ha(buy them from the digital world/friends etc.. ) and don't go to stores any more.. Its  a shame.. how are the musicians and record execs gonna keep on making money?  Ah.. shit.. unlucky fuckers!

nelson.. the legend..

His latest stunt involves getting off marijuana charges in exchange for a performance in court. He was arrested for possession of marijuana in November last year after a cop smelled an odour coming from the vehicle, and decided to search it. Old Willie was inside, and I think we can all guess what that “odour” was.The judge presiding over the case, however, has recommended these “punishments”:Willie Nelson can resolve these marijuana possession charges if he agrees to plead guilty, pay a fine and sing “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain” for the court.Oh, and Judge Bramblett wants to “meet Willie.”

Nelson’s spokeswoman declined to comment. hA HAA legen..wait for dairy.. I mean this guy is totally awesome! like me.. but cooler..

[Source: Houston Chronicle]

Ah.. Ms Simpson.. Guinness who?

Somebody at Guinness had best be working on some serious back-pedaling as they are (bunch of douchebages.) Rebecca Lanier just turned 119 years old, which should make her the oldest person now living. As the daughter of former slaves, however, she doesn’t have the right documentation, and therefore doesn’t count.. What the F.. so.. why don't you go ahead and go and find her hospital where she was born? Most likely she was born on a plantation to Amazing grace.. Shit.. can you believe the Guinness book of sucking dick! ass holes give the lady her title, she is your elder, your moms elder and your mom's mom biatch!

Ricky Pointing steps down.. Hectic.. later ricks.. you did well, at least u got a trophy.. sick one, i hate you but respect you as a cricketer! Legend!



sauna time..



Looking at some internationals, that Naymar kid from Brazil is shit hot.. Guess what team he wants to jam for? Chelsea? those west London douchebags.. Why? dunno.. maybe Ramirez, Luiz and Alex help him at night... What a douche.. he is now a douche..Chelsea? Why not Barcelona or arsenal..those i understand.. but Chelsea? that's like growing up and saying you only want to sleep with fat chicks, nothing wrong, but what about everything else?

Tuesday TAUNTS!!

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