Topcats Taunts: Friday Forgiving Fanatics

Morning dudes and dudettes...

Weekend BABY!

Its an amazing day filled with sunshine and freedom.. Freedom from work for the next couple of days, yet I know we will go and infuriate the weekend with stuff to do. Such as seeing friends, braaing, watching copious amounts of sport and hitting the mall for the "thing" you have to pick up, in my case returning slacks which make skinny jeans look like loose athletic wear.. ha ha.. So, this week has been one filled with eye raising headlines, stupid comments, stupid people being heard etc.. As well as the continuance by Gaddafi to become the 2011 leader.. You the know the one that makes that year his, the year he mixes and messes with headlines through his short-sighted and idiotic gestures.. Killing, his own people, refusing blatantly to chuck when everybody but your son("come on daddy") is telling you to F off.. He already is, he has taken the mantle (very quickly I might add) from Egyptian leader..what's his name.. Mubarak.. ha ha ha. I mean this man Gaddafi has had his assets in South Africa frozen.. Of which he has shares in V&A waterfront.. They've just been sending him dividends of millions of $'s every year.. That little snoozle, shrew business guy.. I hope it doesn't affect the running of any of those companies.. Libyan blood money.. ha ha.. So I know a character or two who has worked over in one of these, and now that i think of it, he was a bit shady.. ha ah.. ha ha..

This guy thinking "shit, they found me"

So in other news that my not seem important but really is FUCKING important is the takeover of Sky News..

Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation has been given government approval for its controversial bid to take over BSkyB.News Corp, which owns the Sun, the News of the World and the Times and the Sunday Times, is looking to take over the 61% of BSkyB that it does not own.

People, we are species bent around the notions of information, so having a single entity controlling a huge chunk of or rather a majority of major news networks, I get the Goebbels feeling.. You know, like the news we receive can be manipulated to what ever they want.. Controlled by a few individuals, do you see the picture.. SO you might think Shell is a bad company, all about destroying the Karoo but what about the other petroleum companies, the ones that have Murdoch connection? mmm.. just saying..Believe nothing, but just watch this space..

Shafted..Murdoch about to do the same thing?

One of the burgers on the menu

In some funny but "duh" news a chap who promoted a restaurant that was famous for its high calorie diet menu, which contained all the food you would want to eat in your imagination, or stoned, ha ha.. like a 8patty burger with cheese and bacon all over the thing, and know One bite will put you into cardiac arrest! One of those kind of awesome places, well this chap who was A 260-kilogram man who gained a measure of fame as spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill(the place was called the Heart Attack Grill..ha ha ha - a Phoenix-area restaurant that unabashedly touts its unhealthy, high-calorie menu which includes huge hamburgers, milkshakes and fries cooked in lard on its menu)has died. Mmm... duh, he was given free food to a place that cooks shit in lard, honestly part of their menu was bacon and fries cooked in lard! Yum yum.. Obviously he was going to peg, although he died of flu type ailments.. I think cause they didn't want to say obesity in the news..

http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/article948430.ece/Man-who-promoted-grills-unhealthy-menu-dies-at-29

Adding Douche to his name.

In some great news, well funny cause City sucks ass by Kolo Toure failed a drug test, mmm... now city what you guys feeding your players?Sky Sports News sources understand that Toure

tested positive after the Manchester derby on 12th February for a substance contained in a dietary supplement.

mmm.. I have a feeling its some drug to increase kakness! ha ha.. City, you douche bags, get of the d-RugS..

Sarah White

So I've been feeling a little down and decided to see a shrink, then I would want to find this shrink!

It’s crazy to see what can pass under the guise of therapy these days. Sarah White, a 24-year-old “psychology buff”, claims to have a new approach to helping solve people’s issues, she gets buck naked.And while most people would feel at least slightly uncomfortable pouring their hearts out to a naked therapist, White says she has aroused interest from dozens of suffering New Yorkers.
Session go for just over R1000 ($150) a pop and she says she has roughly 30 clients who, “are an eclectic mix of college students with sexual issues, middle-aged men with relationship problems and even a couple of women who just enjoy chatting with a nude peer.”She believes that by peeling of her clothes during a session she can get you to relax, open up your subconscious and delve deep into your psyche... Get the F out of here! Mmm.. they have dig it cause your not solving their issues you are adding to their fetish's woman! ha ha.. Come on, what would it solve besides a need to bust a nut? You are paying for a boring private dance assholes! Seriously hit a teaser's and get your money's worth! For fuck sake!ha ha..

Who said Kim could sing? huh?

Why why? did Kim kardashin think she can sing.. I mean fuck me.. Why.. someone help me understand? Okay, if they jam it on Mtv, i will never watch that channel again! Fuck, WHY>???

Even with an award winning producer, The Dream, at the helm, the song is still a disaster. I mean, the man has written and produced songs for Beyonce, Rihanna and Mary J. Blige, yet was still unable to churn out something remotely listenable. check the link.
[Source: Yahoo]