Wine away WedNesDay

Morning dudes and dudettes...

I have been pampering the most important lady in my life today.. My mom.. It is her birthday and i'm trying to make it special, just like she did with my Ninja Turtle Parties(awesome) and some recent good time bashes as i came into the twenties.. It's just hard, to do so... I mean she made my bday parties fucking awesome so the least i can do is try to get the same affect.. So i wake up early, got breakfast in bed for her, her favourite flowers, and a little "the works" at the her fav spa... So what else can a son do?

cops locked up

Three robbers enter a police station,  lock up the officers on duty and steal a whole lot of stuff.   There is no punchline.  This happened in the early hours of this morning in the Eastern Cape (where else? ha ha.. the EC..dig that place)

Three very confident(or fucking dumb) robbers entered Libode police station at 3:30am, disarmed the two SAPS members on duty and locked them in a holding cell.   The men then broke into a safe and headed home with a great haul of firearms, ammunition and cell phones.. This sounds like oceans 11.. I mean, really chaps.. a police station getting robbed makes me think, are safe? I always wanted to go into the confiscated safe at the station.. These dudes go high, joked about doing it..and then actually did it! ah ah

bulls..

I was jamming with my lil sister this morning at breakfast and she was messing around with some adult clothes when she put on a bra and said she looked like mommy.. I realised then that my hands will be full keeping the male species the fuck away.. Then i saw this dude who was a Blue Bulls player.. mmm.. any way so this chap's daughter was raped and infected with slow puncture(HIV).. The 34-year-old suspect, who’d played for the Blue Bulls in both the Vodacom Cup and Currie Cup, was arrested at a home in Durban. The team investigating the murders in Umbilo, Lamontville and Yellow Wood Park confiscated an axe and blood-stained clothing, said Mdunge.  The motive for the attacks is said to be revenge, after his daughter was gang-raped and was infected with HIV. [News24] I feel for the dude as he was doing what most dad's would do.. The only thing is he was attacking any black male he came across.. I condone this, if he had got some intel and found the dudes in a house, then by all means kill all the muther fuckers! Seriously I don't give a fuck, and my only problem is this guy got caught.. He was on a random rage, i understand, have  a bit more tact and I would've protested his arrest at the High Court..



mmm..careful of what u do



Yesterday there was a post about the douchebag Trump wanting Obama's birth certificate and eventually getting one.. Donald Trump’s birth certificate is fake – The multimillionaire developer has, overnight, become a leading voice of the “birther” movement, members of which doubt that President Barack Obama was born in the United States (and, thus, is unable to produce an authentic U.S. birth certificate). To prove how easy it was for a household employee to find his birth certificate, Trump, 64, crowed, “It took me one hour to get my birth certificate.” Except the document is not an official New York City birth certificate. [Smoking Gun] What a CBOMB, I said it, I SAID it this guy is a douche and he should just back the fuck down, but no.. Now he looks like a fuck headed imbecile.. KNow what I am saying!

12 year-old gives birth during school trip – A 12 year-old Dutch schoolgirl gave birth to a baby girl during a school trip, according to local health services. “Neither the girl nor her family had realised she was pregnant, and there were no external signs to show it,” a spokesman for the health services said, adding he did not know how many months pregnant the girl had been. So that’s where babies come from. [Telegraph] How does this happen ladies? Real question? granted, this doll is 12, so maybe.. but i mean.. Its obvious this 12 year old is a bit of a slaag, cause' 1) she is having consented sex at 12. 2) she had no idea cause she been banging away and thinking life is grand..Na it ain't you have been found out, and when you are 24 your child will be 12. ha ha.. Hectic.. I'm just saying, how do you not know another human being is in your stomach? Did you just have stomach ache for a good 9 months?

BIFF.. ha ha.. his nickname

Outgoing Proteas one-day international captain Graeme Smith has been slammed for jetting off to Ireland with his new brunette girlfriend instead of flying home to face the media after losing to New Zealand in the World Cup quarterfinals. Smith, known as "Biff" by fans and team-mates, didn't arrive with the rest of the team on Saturday night from yet another unsuccessful World Cup campaign. Dudes, seriously? fuck it, BIFF(ha ha ha ha.. wait for it.. BIFF) ha ha ha.. anyu way leave the dude alone, if i was kicked out of the world cup, i would also like to get some time alone with my babe for some real loving.. so yea i would tell you to go fuck yourself, i mean.. seriously... ha ha.. his nickname is Biff.. ha ha..  

TAUNTED.