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Thank God ITs Fucking Friday..

Had to be said.. Its been an eventful couple of days worldwide.. I was told that my blog yesterday contained images that were somewhat pornographic?! mmm.. I apologise if they seem so, I shall do dwell much into such issues as had a submitted pornographic images, i certainly would have a lot more followers! ha ha.. Which leads me to the double standards society rears.. For example some individuals moral code is somewhat contained to the tellytbubbies and anything that remotely veers away from their "sunshine and rosy red cheeked" world is tainted.. I'm sorry to state, i don't believe in such a world, perhaps because i am a boy, a man, a product of a generation where shock factor, is no longer two girls kissing, or boobs.. The yard stick was adjusted long time ago, before beheading on the net and free porn on YOUporn( yes its free Jimmy).. Just because my threshold is stronger than yous does not mean i am any less of an individual.. I don't kill and I don't rape.. Its a different set of principles that apparently you pertain too.. Hectic.. any way something on the mind..

What.. the Constitutional Court found the disbanding of the Scorpions invalid.. what.. DUH.. It was disbanded because it was investigating some of the corrupt officials that pull rank in the government.. Hello.. thank you constitutional court for just making it legislative that they government acted wrongly and fucked shit up.. I mean, let just look back and check it out, Mmm.. Scorpions investigate various departments for fraud.. Next week, out cry from officials to have them disbanded because they perform "witch hunts".. ah ASSholes, the witch hunt is to find you douchebags that threaten the fabric of society through lining your pockets and helping your cousins.. You guys suck ass, big time.. Opposition parties are in strong agreement with the Constitutional Court’s ruling that the legislation providing for the dissolution of the Scorpions and their replacement by the Hawks was constitutionally invalid.  In a decision yesterday, the highest court in the land found that a section of the Act in question did not allow for enough protection from political influence.  Opposition parties have welcomed this decision.As a unit of the National Prosecuting Authority, anti-corruption body the Scorpions was considered sufficiently  independent of the executive.  Opposition parties feel strongly that the Hawks, which sit under the SAPS, have not enjoyed the same independence and that the unit is politically motivated.The United Democratic Movement (UDM) stated that the disbandment of the Scorpions “was laced with corruption whose sole aim to prevent certain leaders from facing criminal charges”.

While I was in Cape Town, I met a lady who had recently been in a head on collision with a taxi.. She had been run over, by the taxi.. EG it had literally run her over and gone over her(her underneath).. She had no scratches, she was totally fine.. What.. wait.. She was fine? Yes, she was fine, like your fine when you fall out of bed, or get into the shower,like she was fine.. Have y'all heard of a movie called Unbreakable? well that's what popped into my head, Unbreakable she is..hectic, any hoo, so there is this chap who has survived two tsunami's.. what?
Zahrul Fuadi, 39, joins Tsutomu Yamaguchi as the second in a pair of the luckiest men in history. Yamaguchi survived two atomic bombs, and Fuadi survived two killer tsunamis.

Tsutomu Yamaguchi is the only person known to have survived both the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima and the one dropped on Nagasaki, in 1945. He died in January this year, aged 93. I mean nothing could've killed this chap, nothing, not even an ex wife.. ha ha..

But now another man steps into the fold as he has not only lived through the Indian Ocean tsunami of 2004, that killed 168 000 people, but also the Japanese earthquake and tsunami of 2011.

He escaped the 2004 tidal wave, on his motorbike. He subsequently moved to  Japan, which bore the brunt of the most recent Tsunami’s landfall. He was fortunate to have survived. He was at work in the moments that the tsunami swept ashore. The university he works at is 20 kilometers inland.“I have survived two monumental disasters. I’m very grateful – not many people have experienced two big disasters and survived,” said Fuadi.

[Source : abc World News, Times Live]

So there i was at this small airport in  Joburg when I saw all this media crap going on and boom in popped in the former Haitian douche i mean president.. he is on a mission.. A mission to get his island onto the news and cause shit cause this guy is ready...

You have to give the man points for style. With intense interest in his every word, most notably in Haiti and the US Jean-Bertrand Aristide on Thursday night walked into Lanseria Airport, made a short, meaningless (and sometimes downright nonsensical) speech, got on his chartered private jet, and left. He said not one word in English, answered not a single question and didn't even turn to wave at the cameras as he walked onto the tarmac. Then, just like that, he was gone.



He left behind furious speculation. What had convinced a man who had been in exile for seven years to leave for Haiti just days before the final act in an epic, chaotic presidential election there? Does he really not believe his presence could destabilise the country at a crucial time? Couldn't he just slip into the country on Monday, after the election [Daily Maverick]



Jean-Bertand Aristide



gaddaffi.. can u spell a few samies short of a full picnic basket

UN Clears Way For Airstrikes In Libya. The United Nations Security Council on Thursday cleared the way for air strikes to halt Muammar Gaddafi’s offensive against embattled rebel forces in Libya, with the first bombing raids possible within hours. Boom! [IOL] Ah wicked, another war about to happen.. Whoo hoo.. more dumb soldiers being led into a war to dispose another dictator.. If previous excursions are anything to go by, there will be innocent blood sed, young men and women dying for different causes and unnecessarily.. Why..feck.. what happened to peaceful resolutions? huh UN.. okay so Gaddaffi is a bit loosey goosey, you oaks still haven't sorted out Zimbabwe bitches!

What a DOUCHE..

Ah Sharkies.. you oaks.. unlucky loss, bout time.. You shark supporters were getting on my nerves.. You oaks and your Shark mentality.. ha ha.. You guys along with the Scousers, and Man City are enjoying the taste of defeat losers.. Live it, love it.. ha ha ha.. ha ha..

Its gonna be a sick long weekend.. SOOOOOO stoked.. Oaks jam hard, have a wicked time..
As one would say "its business time, its business tiiiiiiiiiiiime.. ha ha "

TAUNTED...

Jamil's Catch..

Jamil's Catch: this is a selection from one of man's finest creations, jamil.. He will send in a pic a week of his escapeades around the world.. here he was after just been fishing when he was in Hiding..