Toughen the Tuck Up Tuesdays

Welcome to the short weeks of this month.. It simply has been a rough couple of days.. With St Paddies day on Thursday and then the long weekend.. There definitely has been a few chaps who are need of some serious liver control/ renewals after this weekend.. Glad it's kinda of over but not really!

So is Human Right's Day and someone wants to a give a speech, except the crowd won't let her. They don't believe in hearing what you have to say.. They would rather boo and throw gestures up then listen to what you have to say.. and who is this? Patricia De Lille At Athlone stadium in Cape Town, De Lille wasn't able to give her speech to the crowd as they booed till the could boo no more. Even Justice Radebe could not get the crowd to stop and let the lady speak.. Listen De Lille, i get the feeling oaks don't give a  flying F.U.C.K about what you have to say.."During the delivery of her opening address a large proportion of the crowd was heard making booing sounds while some made hand signals which suggested that she must be replaced on the programme," the SA Human Rights Commission said in a statement.  Its a little sad on such a day that a woman cannot speak about freedom and human rights.. but hey that's the kaap for you..

U want me? only if my 2 porn stars come..

CBS Wants Charlie Sheen Back - CBS wants Charlie Sheen back on its Two and a Half Men, and they want him back now. The top exec at the Eye network is ready, willing, and able to forgive and forget all of Sheen’s recent antics and continue broadcasting the series, with Sheen back in the starring role. CBS President and CEO Les Moonves has been speaking directly with top execs at Warner TV – the company that fired Sheen. ha ha.. Charlie knew this would happen.. FUCKING DUH.. who didn't think Sheen would be wanted back? I mean, the man had over a million followers on twitter after a day or two.. He is an addict, but this addict is shit hot right now.. and ya, the execs, have to suck it up, prob give sheen an extra million, chilled right? That kid is laughing all the way to his dealer, bank and next orgy.. He is a modern rock star bending all kinds of rules!!

This is what happens on crack cocaine

Paris Hilton Drug Prosecutor Caught Buying Crack Cocaine - A Clark County prosecutor assigned to some of Las Vegas’ most high-profile drug cases was arrested Saturday after police say he bought crack cocaine from a street dealer. David Charles Schubert, 47, was arrested Saturday and booked on a possession of cocaine charge. Schubert, a chief deputy district attorney, recently prosecuted the Bruno Mars and Paris Hilton celebrity drug cases. [lvreview] Can you say Karma? huh? Yeah bitch, so you wanna uphold the law, and prove that no one is above the law? Mmm.. ya, yes you do, that means you stupid lawyer dude, ha ha.. busted, shit it must to be you! CrackCOCAINE! ha ha.. ya your kids at their private school are hating you, your wife is hating you, and now your buddies at the country club think you are just another crack headed lawyer! ha ha.. R50 says this dude is sucking cock for money by December..

Tiger Woods Has A New Girlfriend (22) - Tiger Woods has reportedly jumped back into the dating pool and is seeing a 22-year-old student who looks just like his ex-wife Elin Nordegren. But Alyse Lahti Johnston who is 13 years younger than the golfer also has a checkered past –she was arrested on suspicion of DUI last year.( Wow, she's a bad ass!!! Get the f outta here, half of the varsity students I know have been smarter than a DUI(Driving under the influence) by bribing the 5.0, so just cause she seems a little slower doesn't mean there is anything wrong with her! Johnston’s father is an executive at IMG which is the sports agency that represents Woods. [dailymail] Listeningto some radio talks yest, and one station (Yfm) had many stupid ignorant callers, who were mad that he was once again jamming with a doll that is of Caucasian background.. Firsly if the dude has preference let me be.. (Femi i know u got something to say) and alot of the comments were made about how he rarely likes to indulge in some ladies with a darker tan! I mean, YO, the dude is Tiger Woods, he can pick and choose what ever he feels like and if he feels like vanilla then don't hate.. Maybe you want to be Tiger? Dunno.. but i mean, i feel for the dude, yea he messed up, but come on.. its Tiger.. hit it tiger..

Underworld Boss Cyril Beeka, Killed – Alleged underworld boss Cyril Beeka was gunned down in what appears to have been an assassination in Cape Town Monday night. Cape Town police were hesitant about giving details of the shooting, shortly after 5pm in Modderdam Road, Belville, but have confirmed that gunmen on motorcycles opened fire on the vehicle in which Beeka, 49, a security company owner, and his unnamed driver were travelling. [timeslive] Sooo.. some more shady killings.. Mmm.. well i will be honest and say that in about 3 months we will here about someone who works for govt being involved here.. Am i being a hater? no its just precedent has laid the foundations for the corrupt world that we perceive.. If you think this is harsh just look back.. remember and shut the fuck up.. You could be next.. The dude was taken out by dudes with guns on motor bikes.. Flip i mean can you say Hollywood.. or rather precise killing.. they wanted that chap OUT..

US Led Assault In Libya Nears Goal - An American-led military campaign to destroy Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi’s air defenses and establish a no-fly zone over Libya has nearly accomplished its initial objectives, and the United States is moving swiftly to hand command to allies in Europe, American officials said Monday. But the firepower of more than 130 Tomahawk cruise missiles and attacks by allied warplanes have not yet succeeded in accomplishing the more ambitious demands by the United States. [newyorktimes] Feck.. here we go again..Not to say they are doing good things to stop a country from hurting its own people.. But feck.. as soon as America is involved noone care what the F they are doing.. They are seen although as douchebags, bullies intent on achieving another outcome.. One that remains to be seeen.. I mean Libya have oil.. although they don't provide the USA..the def have affected my fricken petrol price.. FUCK..everything is connected and if this isnt taken or concluded quickly and without too much blood shed(shit what a horrible sentence, "too much"??) will see a reduction in the going rate for crude oil! I hope so, at the moment driving any car over 3.0 litres is like fueling a 747 with a leak.. FECK!

So i always laugh when we go up Table Mountain.. You know, who the F could fall down.. While I wonder such things, it actually happened.. So.. I'm saying, to the dudes out there who wake up on Saturday after a bout with Trinity, and are like.. mmm.. i think we should climb table mountain.. Stay the fuck on the path or end up like this dude. A tragic accident took place yesterday on a Table Mountain trail, resulting in a lethal fall for a local hiker.Capetonian Mark Roux was hiking on the India Venster trail yesterday with Henry Herman of Chicago, Illinois, when Roux fell 40 metres to his death. It seems the two men had moved away from the track and decided to climb up the side of the mountain.  Roux slipped, falling to his death.  Herman, who had become trapped on a ledge, was rescued by helicopter. So.. EG don't move away from the track..

Hello Sports fans.. hello Barcalona to the semis of Uefa, hello Real Madrid to Tottenham... I think the spurs will take it.. I have this feeling.. yes Mournio, your my mate.. NOT.. Chelsea come up a team that has actually won the competition.. Man United.. yes you blues, you may be gaining form.. But the champions league is just that.. "champions league..: good luck chaps.. assholes.. Andy Carrol and Torres.. you guys suck dick, you guys wasted money that i could've fed the whole of Eithopia! ha ha..
Stormers.. doing what the bulls have been doing to everyone else(Chiefs in the final).. ah ha... sorting it out.. muscle for muscle.. kick for Kick.. Grant you beauty.. sorry to you Bulls fans who thought u were winning.. I know u thought u were going to.. (Cret.. um.. ya).. I think the bulls have Blue Balls.. ha ha..

4 days left..
Stoked..
TAUNTED

PS: Since speaking about Zuma's house refurbishments, and telling you oaks he's spending R42 million  on it.. They must've read this blog and got scared cause now its on a halt.. Oh cause' we know bout it.. You think you will act all holy.. Ass wipe.. we KNOW BITCH!