Whack Warped Wendy Wednesday's

Morning Chaps and Chapettes,

So I was unsure how I would be writing this blog as I should've been half way to Cape Town BUT no, last night on the way to fill the car with Libya's finest(chuckle,nearly R10 a litre eish), my dad bumped into a bakkie.. Ha ha ha.. To his unluckiness it happened to be one hugely inebriated chap.. Not the biggest guy says the old man, So I get this call to go and find him at the intersection of Uranium and Cedar for those that know it.. Speeding along like a mad man, wearing football boots, and a squash racket was ready! On the way I get the call from my dad that he had to move into evasive action, the dude got rough and a fight ensued! He told me to drive away from the scene, the guy is chasing him down cedar.. Eventually he lost him and he headed the police station, he was fine, my mom was shaken up and that is why I am writing the blog from the highveld at the moment and not Freestate, or some pluckie town! Car's okay just minor damage, already ready for the trip after a quick service, thanks to those guys at Northcliff Audi, if we had service delivery like that in government, we would unstoppable, and I shit you not, every one would have a smile on their face, and violence would be a thing of the past, like chicken pox.. ha ha..

So it seems as if oaks have gone and had enough of this douchebag and have started weighing up options on how the F to take his stupid retarded ass out! As pro-Gaddafi forces launch a massive counterattack against the opposition, President Barack Obama spoke with British Prime Minister David Cameron Tuesday afternoon and affirmed that the 41-year ruler must leave “as quickly as possible.” The two also agreed that a full range of possible responses, from an embargo to military intervention, remain on the table despite U.S. reluctance thus far. [dailybeast] Although they are reluctant to engage in activities until there is a sort of massacre of civilians! Which is f*cking beyond me, people are being killed by pro Gdog forces daily, and the west reluctance stems from previous engagements in which they were heavily criticised. So here stems a real and severe issue that needs engagement for the sake of humanity and Libya yet they wait, they would actually stand to benefit if there was a mass killing. This would allow them enough political cover to engage(skip the crouch, touch, pause engage)... Argh.. watching the world slowly burn.. '

Nat Kenly and SHeenO

-On the same day that Warner Bros. sacked him from television’s top-rated sitcom, the incorrigible Charlie Sheen was spotted on the rooftop of Live Nation’s Beverly Hills office building, wielding a machete in one hand with “goddess” Natalie Kenly by his side. ha h ha.. They dude is paid and this little stunt by Sheen has given him more publicity then Paris-Hilton-having-sex-with-Prince Willam-and-Kate-while-stroking-Denzil's manhood-in-a-KKK-outfit-in-the-white-house.. Seriously.. the dude is hot real estate for now.. He'll be on Oprah's last episode, trust me.. SheenO.. As if this dude needed the money 1) need a job,(he's cooking out all the time 2) 3 and 3) the man is who he is, its Charlie Sheen, he doesn't give a fuck.. why should you?

There has been so much SHEEN fever that some oak, with too much time, no girlfriend and for some reason hates charlie sheen?????(Who..is THIS guy?)  Has created this browser called Tinted Sheen. The Charlie Sheen Browser Blocker. Yep, this browser extension for Chrome and Firefox blacks out all mentions of Sheen and his antics from your Internets. Download it today, unless you’re one of the legions of folks planning to apply for his ad-sponsored internship position — or you’re following his famous Twitter account. Shit i would i apply in no time.. although it might become a little too much, I would love to be Charlie's PR(spin doctor) that would be the best job in the world, cause' your always doing new but old things, and you always on your toes.. ALWAYS and you would never get bored! ha ha ha..

Ah Champions league..there isn't much to say.. Unlucky chaps.. Bendtner, is a cost.. toe poke as Gary put it "TOE POKE"... Some times it happens, it does.. Look up Gunners, United is upon you pick yourself up.. Don't want another fall out of another cup in the same week.. Mmm... The Ref in that game was certainly smoking some Barca flavour.. To be honest refs seem to be fucking up a way bit more then they used to.. Or is it me? Am i just ridonculus because it seems like every game I watch, the ref is a douche.. Well most, not at Old Trafford..(ha ha ha ha for the haters)..but seriously.. it does appear so.. Ref's maybe some school is needed.. or.. let the fans know your address.. That will keep you straight.. eh.. some pikes sitting out side for' ya!

Keep sending in those pics!

Why Some Girls Are Obsessed With Having More Photos On Facebook - In a new study published in the journal Cyberpsychology, Behavior and Social Networking, University at Buffalo researcher Michael A. Stefanone, PhD, and colleagues found that females who base their self worth on their appearance tend to share more photos online and maintain larger networks on online social networking sites.He says the results suggest that females identify more strongly with their image and appearance, and use Facebook as a platform to compete for attention. "The results suggest persistent differences in the behavior of men and women that result from a cultural focus on female image and appearance," he says.  Basically the study is telling us that some ladies are very vain and show it on facebook.. Thanks pals.. nice study tho.. Interesting.. I'm called a sexist.. ha ha..

 [buffalo]

He describes his work in this vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1GQHoLyS5Q&feature=relmfu 

Jamil needed to feel better...

Dudes have chilled day..

TAUNTED.