Thursdays St Paddy's Tinkle

Dudes and Dudettes,  St Paddy's day.. wicked..



Cape Town



Long absence from the pages of your screens.. It was a much needed visit down to the Cape.. Good times.. You always realise all the differences when your living in Joburg and you hit Cape Town.. The feeling is instantaneous well for me, I mean there is the "smooth" outlook that society as a whole emulates. ya oaks say they're chilled, but chilled seems almost too relaxed.. No, they aren't chilled, I like smooth.. Smooth.. yes, and in that i spent 5 wicked days cruising, maxing, relaxing and income taxing.. Besides the driving, and the skinny jeans with sag(Brett M) it was a wicked good time.. I spent a considerable amount of time, ha ha no that's a lie a day, with a french man (17years old), an interesting chap, just finished high school going to college next year to study history. Now let me tell you, for one he has no interest in history as we walked around the castle his boredom evident, so we toured the city for his sake, mixing with my friends when i had time, for lunch or a drink at  wicked venue etc. I shit you oaks not.. he might have said 14 words the whole day, introvert WHAT!! I asked questions to get a conversation going and it would just  end after that.. Waste of fucking time, any way, i got to learn many things which was fanfuckingtastic..

Bulidings in Japan after 8.9 earthquake

Of course the news of Japan's disaster is fecking proof that our earth is SCREAMing at us,  is the world really going to end in 2012... I'm not starting to believe it but i am.. If you know what i mean, i mean, just look at the stuff that's happened, the incredible loss of life this year. All the best to Japan, and to NZ, we shall need each other more than ever.. Also just a thought, in the movie 2012 Cape of Good Hope was the safest place to be.. Nostradmus said the southern tip of Africa.. Mmmm... oaks, I'm just saying, you might want to have a plan B  cause Plan A(1st world) ain't working the fuck out!

While i was down low, i heard about this vid hitting the tube of U (Youtube..retards).. which is a dude hacking into the time square big screens, (the big one) with this thing he made.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_HUYi9aVvI   this is what the dude posted with the vid.. watch it.. It blows my mind..
Says YouTube uploader, BitCrash44:

the way it works is pretty simple: plug in my transmitter into the iPhone 4 and play back any video clip. you can play it through the ipod feature or through the camera roll. the transmitter instantly sends the video signal to the video repeater and the video repeater overrides any video screen that it’s being held next to. it doesn’t matter what shape or size the hacked screen is because the hack video will simply keep its correct dimensions and the rest of the hacked space will stay black.

Carol Boshoff.. good oak.. NOT..

In some other sad and lonely news, Carol Boshoff died. Sad.. Really.. Well, this guy was a known believer that peoples of a different race could not live together and created a whites only town in the northern cape called Orania. "A former construction village on the banks of the Orange River, in the Northern Cape, was bought by Boshoff's right-wing movement as its base and as a whites-only community that sought to be self-sufficient" .[Sunday Times] He was married to Verwoerd's daughter( I hoped she ploughed black guys) ha ha.. and so further believed in his apartheid "ideologies" fricken douchebag, you are prob not heading towards heaven pal, just saying...



Thanks JZ



Thanks JZsizzle for another holiday.. Another kiff thing about SA, public holidays, election day become a holiday, so vote hungover, basically.. mmm.. I don't know bout this one, public holiday so people can vote for local government elections.. Mmm.. For some I think besides the fact that the country will not be productive and making money.. Dudes could get Ffffed and not wake up or be able to vote at all... Mmm.. okay small minority.. Well either way, i know after work i could be inclined to have 9 drinks instead of the 2 because I don't have to get to work before the boss..ha ha..

Shabir.. Chilling.. like a villian

Speaking of clowns.. How about this fucking ass.. Okay the first RIGHT THIS DOWN statement on my blog, and that means its fucking important, if you don't take this advice, sweet your on  prerogative you fucking moron! IF YOU ARE RICH YOU DON'T GO TO PRISON hello Shabir Shaik, feeling better are we? Mmm.. I bet his ass been feeling fucking spanky since he played 18 holes without a golf cart..Mmm.. what a bunch of bull shit, so they arrested his ass! ha ha.. and now they relasing him again, he was like get me the fuck out of here.. I'm terminal.. so u fucking ass whole..half of our prisons are full with terminal HIV criminals.. Shabir you sneaky guy.. you and Osama are very sneaky..

Loads of sport heading our way too... Shit the Gunners, you oaks have "nearly" done it again.. Fallen out of all competitions all at once! I mean BMT..stop watching NZ rugby and SA cricket (last few years, not this one..come on PROTEAS).. I mean come now, unlucky you knew u weren't taking down Man Utd at old Trafford did you? ha ha.. Sharks are cruising around Australasia like they own teh place.. All you sharkies are prob uber ecstatic, i hate you guys!! Big game at Loftus come Stormers!! ..

Ha ha ha.. I really hope the West Indies take England out of the world cup, that would be awesome.. like peanut butter, but with jam! oh yeah.. sickness..

oaks have a sick day...

TAUNTED..