Whack Warped Wendy Wednesday's

Morning Chaps and Chapettes,

So I was unsure how I would be writing this blog as I should've been half way to Cape Town BUT no, last night on the way to fill the car with Libya's finest(chuckle,nearly R10 a litre eish), my dad bumped into a bakkie.. Ha ha ha.. To his unluckiness it happened to be one hugely inebriated chap.. Not the biggest guy says the old man, So I get this call to go and find him at the intersection of Uranium and Cedar for those that know it.. Speeding along like a mad man, wearing football boots, and a squash racket was ready! On the way I get the call from my dad that he had to move into evasive action, the dude got rough and a fight ensued! He told me to drive away from the scene, the guy is chasing him down cedar.. Eventually he lost him and he headed the police station, he was fine, my mom was shaken up and that is why I am writing the blog from the highveld at the moment and not Freestate, or some pluckie town! Car's okay just minor damage, already ready for the trip after a quick service, thanks to those guys at Northcliff Audi, if we had service delivery like that in government, we would unstoppable, and I shit you not, every one would have a smile on their face, and violence would be a thing of the past, like chicken pox.. ha ha..

So it seems as if oaks have gone and had enough of this douchebag and have started weighing up options on how the F to take his stupid retarded ass out! As pro-Gaddafi forces launch a massive counterattack against the opposition, President Barack Obama spoke with British Prime Minister David Cameron Tuesday afternoon and affirmed that the 41-year ruler must leave “as quickly as possible.” The two also agreed that a full range of possible responses, from an embargo to military intervention, remain on the table despite U.S. reluctance thus far. [dailybeast] Although they are reluctant to engage in activities until there is a sort of massacre of civilians! Which is f*cking beyond me, people are being killed by pro Gdog forces daily, and the west reluctance stems from previous engagements in which they were heavily criticised. So here stems a real and severe issue that needs engagement for the sake of humanity and Libya yet they wait, they would actually stand to benefit if there was a mass killing. This would allow them enough political cover to engage(skip the crouch, touch, pause engage)... Argh.. watching the world slowly burn.. '

Nat Kenly and SHeenO

-On the same day that Warner Bros. sacked him from television’s top-rated sitcom, the incorrigible Charlie Sheen was spotted on the rooftop of Live Nation’s Beverly Hills office building, wielding a machete in one hand with “goddess” Natalie Kenly by his side. ha h ha.. They dude is paid and this little stunt by Sheen has given him more publicity then Paris-Hilton-having-sex-with-Prince Willam-and-Kate-while-stroking-Denzil's manhood-in-a-KKK-outfit-in-the-white-house.. Seriously.. the dude is hot real estate for now.. He'll be on Oprah's last episode, trust me.. SheenO.. As if this dude needed the money 1) need a job,(he's cooking out all the time 2) 3 and 3) the man is who he is, its Charlie Sheen, he doesn't give a fuck.. why should you?

There has been so much SHEEN fever that some oak, with too much time, no girlfriend and for some reason hates charlie sheen?????(Who..is THIS guy?)  Has created this browser called Tinted Sheen. The Charlie Sheen Browser Blocker. Yep, this browser extension for Chrome and Firefox blacks out all mentions of Sheen and his antics from your Internets. Download it today, unless you’re one of the legions of folks planning to apply for his ad-sponsored internship position — or you’re following his famous Twitter account. Shit i would i apply in no time.. although it might become a little too much, I would love to be Charlie's PR(spin doctor) that would be the best job in the world, cause' your always doing new but old things, and you always on your toes.. ALWAYS and you would never get bored! ha ha ha..

Ah Champions league..there isn't much to say.. Unlucky chaps.. Bendtner, is a cost.. toe poke as Gary put it "TOE POKE"... Some times it happens, it does.. Look up Gunners, United is upon you pick yourself up.. Don't want another fall out of another cup in the same week.. Mmm... The Ref in that game was certainly smoking some Barca flavour.. To be honest refs seem to be fucking up a way bit more then they used to.. Or is it me? Am i just ridonculus because it seems like every game I watch, the ref is a douche.. Well most, not at Old Trafford..(ha ha ha ha for the haters)..but seriously.. it does appear so.. Ref's maybe some school is needed.. or.. let the fans know your address.. That will keep you straight.. eh.. some pikes sitting out side for' ya!

Keep sending in those pics!

Why Some Girls Are Obsessed With Having More Photos On Facebook - In a new study published in the journal Cyberpsychology, Behavior and Social Networking, University at Buffalo researcher Michael A. Stefanone, PhD, and colleagues found that females who base their self worth on their appearance tend to share more photos online and maintain larger networks on online social networking sites.He says the results suggest that females identify more strongly with their image and appearance, and use Facebook as a platform to compete for attention. "The results suggest persistent differences in the behavior of men and women that result from a cultural focus on female image and appearance," he says.  Basically the study is telling us that some ladies are very vain and show it on facebook.. Thanks pals.. nice study tho.. Interesting.. I'm called a sexist.. ha ha..

 [buffalo]

He describes his work in this vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1GQHoLyS5Q&feature=relmfu 

Jamil needed to feel better...

Dudes have chilled day..

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Touch Tuesday's Tools

Morning,

There always seems to be a different angle that is thrust into ones life... For instance, you may have just got over exams excited for what lies ahead, and boom..you have a car accident, or you break up with your partner, something pops up, as to say to you.. "just checking your on your toes".. feck.. I say this as I was kept up by my neighbours who have decided to get a dog. Its a puppy, cute, and really really tiny. They only issue is they have no love for this dog.. AT ALL.. How hard is it to love a puppy, its fricken cute and these rebels don't have a stretch of love for it.. They got it from a lady at church, as a couple of the kids( did i mention there are 4 kids around the ages of  10-13, LOUD very LOUD) from the family were keen.. They leave this poor animal in the garage at night and it howls, boy does it howl.. Its howling right now, and after this I'm going over there to take it, its so cute.. They had named it sausage in french, so "saucisson".. stupid fricken name, so i suggested George, or Georgie boy..  They initial did not dig it, but after a while decided to change the name, great start for dog owners.. Feck.. biatch!

Gdog.. time to chuck

In some other news, Rebels Reject Talks With Gaddafi For Him To Step Down – Al Jazeera television said Libyan rebels on Monday rejected an offer by Muammar Gaddafi to hold a meeting of parliament to work out a deal under which he would step down – this, following his latest attacks. Al Jazeera said sources from the rebel interim council told its correspondent in Benghazi that the offer was rejected because it would have amounted to an “honorable” exit for Gaddafi and would offend his victims. [reuters] And shit yes, i agree, I'm sorry some of the things Gaddafi has done does enable him to leave with dignity.. Although it would end the bloodshed, and that's the most important thing, so perhaps after, the CIA can pay a douche to take him out, get caught, look like an extremist and that would be the end.. ha ha ha... Gaddaffi.. its getting old pal, get the F out, we want to see good ol sad news again.. and YOU douche bag you have raised the fuel price you fucking A.. Next month fuel is going to be at over R10.00 a litre.. F..Seriously G-dog get out of Libya put the  oil price at ease, we are suffering and my drive is not getting shorter..

Viagra chaps..

More than 51% of residents in seven cities are still unhappy with service delivery, with violence linked to their unhappiness being "almost a certainty". Well duh!! Who in SA is happy with the service delivery? There is no one who is happy with that shit come on! Imagine what one has to go throught o get shit through state organs!! No offense government, but you oaks suck.. and in some instance some of the departments are like trying to get a a guy named Bubba out of a guy name John Smith at correctional facility XYZ..  I mean, just cause we don't burn tires, 1) we actually still have to drive down the road to go to work, 2) don't attack police, (not a fan of rubber bullets) does not mean we are  satisfied biatch!

Photograph by: Halden Krog

This is according to a survey by TNS Research Surveys of 2000 residents from metropolitan areas in Johannesburg, Pretoria, Cape Town, Durban, Port Elizabeth, East London and Bloemfontein.

Sheen..maybe less coke..

Charlie Sheen Fired - Warner Bros. Television says it has fired actor Charlie Sheen from the hit sitcom “Two and a Half Men.” The studio that produces the CBS series said the decision was made after “careful consideration.” Sheen’s erratic personal life had prompted Warner to suspend production on the show for the season, and Sheen in return had been waging an angry media campaign against the show’s producers.. Mmmm.. SHEEN SHEEN.. SHEEEEEEEN... you were getting too big.. too big.. I think they show had had enough of Charlie's kak and acted like a football manager, in saying no one person is bigger than the show.. Umm.. in  this case yea it was.. SHEEN.. and it won't be the same.. trust me.. If they do bring it back, which i heard was in the pipeline as suitable replacements were being found.. Mmm.. 2 and half men without the SHeen.. I don't know, didn't they learn from Baywatch when Pamela DD Anderson chucked... no hoff not one diggs u.. ass.. Although Charlie is hilarious on twitter..

Yea right..

Seriously bringing me to another point.. Twitter is a whole lot better than FB in my opinion.. Sure you cant have albums of you totally fffed in lumo paint, just showing the world how awesome you are.. Well then twitter, allows you to receive the tweets you want.. For instance i fricken dig Kat Williams and he is a funny mafucker, so i I follow him, and live scores of cricket and rugby and hourly stuff of Man Utd(of course). The news as well, which al means when i go on, I see all the headlines/sport i want in a scroll,  and some funny status and ridonculus ones(@voodoo_warchief) follow this character, he will lighten any day.. Trust me.. Ha ha ah..

Time for Subway

Subway Beats McDonald’s As World’s Largest Fast Food Chain – It’s official: the Subway sandwich chain has surpassed McDonald’s Corp. as the world’s largest restaurant chain, in terms of units. At the end of last year, Subway had 33,749 restaurants worldwide, compared to McDonald’s 32,737. The burger giant disclosed its year-end store count in a Securities and Exchange Commission filing late last month. [wallstreetjournal]

 

 

NANS

MANCHESTER United ace Nani is set for a courtroom battle with his BROTHER - who claims the star broke a contract and left him penniless.

Jose Almeida, 33, has launched a £1million compo claim and the pair will fight it out in the Portuguese courts next month.Nani, 24, asked Jose to work for him when he signed for United in 2007 in a £17million move from Sporting Lisbon.Jose closed his real estate business and moved to England to help with Nani's business affairs after signing a £150,000-a-year contract.But he claims Nani - who was crocked in United's 3-1 defeat at Liverpool on Sunday - failed to honour the agreement, causing him to lose his £650,000 home. Feck.. sounding like a bit of doucheness.. even if it is my team... So here this is mainly for Gav and any other haters.. you only hate cause we doing the business..

Sarah Ferguson

Sarah Ferguson Is Sorry About Paedophile – Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson has apologised for letting paedophile billionaire businessman Jeffrey Epstein pay back some of her debt. She said it was a “gigantic error of judgment” to accept help from Epstein, as the pressure on her ex-husband Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, mounted after his links with the US financier became public. [heraldsun] What the F were you thinking Duchess? Huh? were you hitting the crack pipe? Where in the f did you think that this would be okay.. huh.. "hey let me ask this disgusting fuck for money?" no no no.. wake up lady.. Not cool..

ha ha.. what in the world are people smoking these days.. ha ha ah..

NOU CAMP

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PS: Whoooo.. who can forget what today is.. Mmm.. NOU CAMP gunners.. NOU CAMP.. you can do it.. ha ha ah.. I don't know but i'm not going to say anything, its up to the gunners and whether or not they have BMT to do it.. or you can pull a Proteas.. just saying!

PS: check this out.. made at red and yellow 2010

Monday Monster Montage

Morning Dudes and Dudetttes,

Tis Monday and a what a Monday it is!! Flip wicked weekend i hope for all of you, sports wise, nice results for Stomers and sharks.. Cricket is the same old story... Not to start with any negative vibes towards them, but you clowns pulled an Arsenal, you had it in the bAG and you let it slip through.. It was good for you to see you aren't as hectic as team thinks but never the less, the tag CHOKERS, could be creeping in!! Come on boys..

Ye scousers, you won against United, finally 3rd time lucky this year(season).. I hate you, so kiff well done get over it and focus on making something of your season..Your doing well and don't get a big head, your still shit..

nationalisation of mines..

So the nationalisation of mines has come to the forefront again.. and I was thinking about what this would do, would it benefit the population,, or is this just another way for fat cats to engage in getting closer to the resources that will see them line their deep and dark pockets.. "The people of South Africa will substantially benefit from Nationalised Mines because the State will generate additional revenue for provision of basic services, and will ensure that millions of jobs are created through local benefaction and industrialisation of Mineral resources." ANCYL The ANCYL says: "working conditions and salaries in State Owned Mining operations should also be far much better and higher than in private mining corporations." "Most Media Houses have reported about ANC Youth League President Julius Malema’s re-assertion  that the State should take a minimum of 60% of all Mines as part of the proposed models on Nationalisation of Mines in South Africa." Mmm.. I don't know if this would benefit SA, I'm sorry but I dont see the right individuals being implemented into controlling such a vast resource on behalf of the state.. Having it privatised has forces the organisation to perform at such a level to continue to making revenue.. Although state run organisations have largely been riddled with controversy and crap management(EC education, Johannesburg municipality, telkom, eskom) the list is fucking endless.. Greedy douche bags, most times incorrect qualifications to handle some of the responsibilities.. this is HR 101 bitches..

What are the french up to now.. The French are preparing to sail themselves into uncharted waters when the ban on wearing the Muslim burqa and other Islamic face coverings in public places comes into effect in just over a month. Racial tensions in that country have already begun to boil with the John Galliano “I love Hitler” incident. This will be interesting.“The French Republic lives in a bare-headed fashion,” declared French Prime Minister Francois Fillon last week in an official government newspaper explaining the law. I don't know about this.. This is quite a line breaker, i mean banning traditional dress, but soley based on a religion.. I think there are going to be a couple of train bombings on this one.. no offense but if i was a Muslim in France, i would take the law to court of questionable human right infringements.. I think ze french have made a costa joe!

The April 11 date sets out strict penalties to be enforced although even the French are sceptical about exactly how this will be done. A fine of about R1500 is designated for actual burqa wearing at this stage, exchangeable with community service as an alternative. Forcing a woman to wear a niqab or a burqa is punishable by a year in prison and a R300 000 fine and forcing a minor to do the same thing will net you two years in prison and R600 000 fine.The ban encompasses the burqa, a full-body covering that includes a mesh over the face, and the niqab, a full-face veil that leaves an opening only for the eyes.Apparently not banned by the law is the hijab, which covers the hair and neck but not the face, and the chador, which covers the body but not the face.

Check what happens when you put a president of such stature in the most powerful office in the world..President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama made culinary history when they served home brewed White House Honey Ale, made with a pound of honey from the White House Beehive, to guests at last month’s Super Bowl party. They are the first presidential couple to ever charge their chefs with the ancient–and now wildly popular–art of homebrewing, according to White House Curator Bill Allman. [obama] feck i would've loved to have been there, hanging out, drinking some a microbrewed Whitehouse beer.. "yes thanks, Barack, i will have some more of that chap" ha ha ha.. good times.. 

Ah.. OS.. u lady.. and here i thought oaks had done you wrong.. You just played coinage with the wrong oaks and got cuffed.. Shit, unlucky.. and what happened to the other guys involved? The real reason for the surprise sacking of the Springbok team's scrum consultant last week emerged this weekend with the Rapport newspaper revealing that Du Randt was involved in a late-night drinking session with assistant coaches Dick Muir and Percy Montgomery, and rookie flyhalf Elton Jantjies, during last year's tour of Britain and Ireland.. Unlucky Os, carbar from now on hey pal![sunday times]

Kiff volleyball at Caprice

Dudes.. do what you have to do.. get it done.. and do it hard.. Have a sick week..

Jam hard and live free...

PS:  having friends is one thing, having friends who are "friends" is another.. Either way, its better to have those regardless, or you could have none and be alone... Jamil makes it happen.. He is going to be taking questions about friends, life and love.. ha ha.. email to follow soon..



Camping or..this?

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Friday Forgiving Fanatics

Morning dudes and dudettes...

Weekend BABY!

Its an amazing day filled with sunshine and freedom.. Freedom from work for the next couple of days, yet I know we will go and infuriate the weekend with stuff to do. Such as seeing friends, braaing, watching copious amounts of sport and hitting the mall for the "thing" you have to pick up, in my case returning slacks which make skinny jeans look like loose athletic wear.. ha ha.. So, this week has been one filled with eye raising headlines, stupid comments, stupid people being heard etc.. As well as the continuance by Gaddafi to become the 2011 leader.. You the know the one that makes that year his, the year he mixes and messes with headlines through his short-sighted and idiotic gestures.. Killing, his own people, refusing blatantly to chuck when everybody but your son("come on daddy") is telling you to F off.. He already is, he has taken the mantle (very quickly I might add) from Egyptian leader..what's his name.. Mubarak.. ha ha ha. I mean this man Gaddafi has had his assets in South Africa frozen.. Of which he has shares in V&A waterfront.. They've just been sending him dividends of millions of $'s every year.. That little snoozle, shrew business guy.. I hope it doesn't affect the running of any of those companies.. Libyan blood money.. ha ha.. So I know a character or two who has worked over in one of these, and now that i think of it, he was a  bit shady.. ha ah.. ha ha..

This guy thinking "shit, they found me"

So in other news that my not seem important but really is FUCKING important is the takeover of Sky News..

Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation has been given government approval for its controversial bid to take over BSkyB.News Corp, which owns the Sun, the News of the World and the Times and the Sunday Times, is looking to take over the 61% of BSkyB that it does not own.

 People, we are species bent around the notions of information, so having a single entity controlling a huge chunk of or rather a majority of major news networks, I get the Goebbels feeling.. You know, like the news we receive can be manipulated to what ever they want.. Controlled by a few individuals, do you see the picture.. SO you might think Shell is a bad company, all about destroying the Karoo but what about the other petroleum companies, the ones that have Murdoch connection? mmm.. just saying..Believe nothing, but just watch this space..

Shafted..Murdoch about to do the same thing?

One of the burgers on the menu

In some funny but "duh" news a chap who promoted a restaurant that was famous for its high calorie diet menu, which contained all the food you would want to eat in your imagination, or stoned, ha ha.. like a 8patty burger with cheese and bacon all over the thing, and know One bite will put you into cardiac arrest! One of those kind of awesome places, well this chap who was A 260-kilogram man who gained a measure of fame as spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill(the place was called the Heart Attack Grill..ha ha ha - a Phoenix-area restaurant that unabashedly touts its unhealthy, high-calorie menu  which includes huge hamburgers, milkshakes and fries cooked in lard on its menu)has died. Mmm... duh, he was given free food to a place that cooks shit in lard, honestly part of their menu was bacon and fries cooked in lard! Yum yum.. Obviously he was going to peg, although he died of flu type ailments.. I think cause they didn't want to say obesity in the news..

http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/article948430.ece/Man-who-promoted-grills-unhealthy-menu-dies-at-29

Adding Douche to his name.

In some great news, well funny cause City sucks ass by Kolo Toure failed a drug test, mmm... now city what you guys feeding your players?Sky Sports News sources understand that Toure tested positive after the Manchester derby on 12th February for a substance contained in a dietary supplement.

 mmm.. I have a feeling its some drug to increase kakness! ha ha.. City, you douche bags, get of the d-RugS..

Sarah White

So I've been feeling a little down and decided to see a shrink, then I would want to find this shrink!

It’s crazy to see what can pass under the guise of therapy these days. Sarah White, a 24-year-old “psychology buff”, claims to have a new approach to helping solve people’s issues, she gets buck naked.And while most people would feel at least slightly uncomfortable pouring their hearts out to a naked therapist, White says she has aroused interest from dozens of suffering New Yorkers.
Session go for just over R1000 ($150) a pop and she says she has roughly 30 clients who, “are an eclectic mix of college students with sexual issues, middle-aged men with relationship problems and even a couple of women who just enjoy chatting with a nude peer.”She believes that by peeling of  her clothes during a session she can get you to relax, open up your subconscious and delve deep into your psyche... Get the F out of here! Mmm.. they have dig it cause your not solving their issues you are adding to their fetish's woman! ha ha.. Come on, what would it solve besides a need to bust a nut? You are paying for a boring private dance assholes! Seriously hit a teaser's and get your money's worth! For fuck sake!ha ha..

Who said Kim could sing? huh?

Why why? did Kim kardashin think she can sing.. I mean fuck me.. Why.. someone help me understand? Okay, if they jam it on Mtv, i will never watch that channel again! Fuck, WHY>???

Even with an award winning producer, The Dream, at the helm, the song is still a disaster.  I mean, the man has written and produced songs for Beyonce, Rihanna and Mary J. Blige, yet was still unable to churn out something remotely listenable. check the link.
[Source: Yahoo]

Political weekend

have a sick weekend, loads of sport H2o.. hell to the yes.. and good times..

I hope you all wake to this on Saturday..

PS: For Leo and Jamil.. they asked for this:



This is an ASSHOLE



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Why When Willow Whines..

Fuckity fuck.. its a blue Wednesday.. The sky is kak, and so is the rest of the day.. ah ha.. jokes, no negativity here you Chelsea fucks..

Did you oaks hear about the Communication spokesman for the government is tight lipped about some controversial comments he made, and has been called out by Trev Manual as a racist

Assholes.. ha ha ha..

Government spokesman Jimmy Manyi on Wednesday said he would not comment on an open letter by Minister in the Presidency Trevor Manuel in which he was labelled a “racist”. .. ha ha.. the communication fuck head won't COMMUNICATE and yet he is able to hold his post! Come on dudes, get rid of the shit head.. Recently it is evident that civil servants have no respect one, and two they just don't give a fuck any more. It really does seem as if certain individuals think that now that apartheid is over, they can voice their views! Um no bitches you can't.. Don't say shit, you're too fucking stupid, you end up saying shit like what Manyi, then the director-general of labour, said in a show broadcast on KykNet's Robinson Regstreeks in March 2010 that there was an “over-supply” of coloureds in the Western Cape.. I mean.. COME ON PAL.. take him off the pay roll and send him to Mitchell's plain.. no better yet, send him t pollsmoor for an afternoon.. let them fuck him and his stupid self.. Seriously Kuli Roberts and Jimmy Manyi, you are what the dictionary defines as FUCKheads.. ha ha..

ha ha.. so there i was thinking about the kak footie last night when a dude from Columbia came on screen.. No not for playing with the white powder, but for kicking an owl.. h ha.. for WHAT? Okay check it, so this guy was playing a football match against a team, he did not know that that teams lucky mascot was an owl that lives at the stadium.Mmm... so the owl Landed on the pitch and the dude gave it a Morne Steyn about 4m.. lol.. the whole crowd went mad and now this guy is in huge shit, not just with tree hugging animal rights groups but fans of the team and his own club!! ha ha ha... what a fecking douche.. who kicks a bird, (in public) I know some of you creeps do!! ha ha..

In other news that proves our world is fucked: Teodorin Obiang, the 41-year-old son of Equatorial Guinea’s dictator, who has in the past done business in Clifton with local real estate agent, Denise Dogon, has commissioned the building of a luxury superyacht for himself worth $380 million – three times more than his country spends annually on health and education. MORE than they spend on education and health.. and this is okay? Mmm.. where is my sniper rifle.. Teodorin Obiang is the agriculture minister in his father’s government but spends much of his time in California, with a $35 million mansion in Malibu, a fleet of luxury cars and a private jet. His government salary is $6,799 a month — making him certainly comfortable by U.S. standards but extremely wealthy compared with others in his home country. But even on that salary, it would still take him 4,600 years to pay for the luxury yacht he’s ordered.. SOOOOO how the f is he going to pay for it.. Mmm.. public funds obviously.. he's going to screw hi country over.. so he can take his "bad bitches" on a cruise.. Come on.. freeze his assets.. better yet, distribute them around the world... YES.. that is a robin hood of a plan!

SO roBert Mugabe has sent some troops to Libya to help his fellow douchepal out..Mmm.. so lets get war vets who ahve no problem hurting their own peopl to go and hurt Libyans.. sounds like Mugabe..feck.. what the F.. friocken douches together.. WE should wait till they together and take them both out! Whoo Ra!

Raining on the parade of a boutique ice-cream shop called “The Icecreamists”; authorities in England have seized their stock of human breast milk ice-cream.
According to the owner of the shop, Matt O’Conner, the ice-cream was prepared using the most stringent screening methods, the same as those used to meet blood donor requirements.
The style-cramping health authorities are worried that certain viruses may sneak into unsuspecting ice-cream eaters, but O’Conner says that the milk is pasteurised, so they’re just kicking up a fuss over nothing.
The ice-cream called “Baby Gaga”, is flavoured with vanilla and lemon zest and costs £14. SIFF SIFF SIFF.. imagine.. i'll take chocolate with some boob milk.. Um.. no go suck a  d*ck.. Who would pay for that. If you would then your a CREEP with some tendencies to prob tie people up and eat them!!

Siff.. that left me with a bad taste in my mouth..

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PS: United till I die..

Tactical Toughen the Tuck Tuesday's

Morning,

The theme for today is fucking stupidity.. yes, and there are a fuck load of morons out there.. wake the F up!

So I've just returned from Home Affairs the bane of any existence in this country.. As i sit here fuming with the inadequacies that the department offers, i dawns on me that, assholes and incompetent individuals who obviously failed in everything else in their life until they got jobs at home affairs.. Fuck they are beyond Malema(my yardstick of stupidity).. Try go in there, smile suck up, do anything, you still end up being shafted, basically you become the equivalent of Charlie Sheens hookers.. ha ha, we'll get back to SHeenO.. just now..

So talking about stupid, how about the renovations on Pres Zuma's house in Pretoria.. How much do you think it'll cost? No more than R50 million, if I threw out a ridonculus number.. But no, his excellency's residence is being renovated for the very cheap price of R200 million.. say what? That's right bitches, that's double the most expensive house in the land.. That "palace" will most likely be controlled by IPADs as the man is very fond of them.. in 2005 it had a R40million renovation, apparently that's outdated now.. Okay for those that said I have vulgar language, click away.. what the FUCK.. how is that justifiable with current economic depletion's in a range of different sectors across the country.. I could pay bergies 10% of that budget build a palace for myself and houses for all the workers.. How do you think the avg south African living in a shack in the location feels when , their president can budget 200mill for his residence but a R24000 RDP house is out of reach.. ha ha.. fuck, the world we live in is seriously screwed up..

HA HA.. so i was surfing.. and found this board: This hi-tech surfboard tracks elusive surf philosophy and mechanical behavior of surfboards with integrated sensors and hardware like a gyroscope, accelerometer, GPS and compass to track the mechanical performance of the surfboard on water. The unquantified data is then transferred to a computer and applied to the surfboard to improve its technical prowess, and also help surfers in improvising on their techniques. This highly ambitious project will also involve professional surfers at a later date, till then continue your surfing practice... So it got me thinking, "realists" might argue it takes the fun out of surfing and you lose all connection with nature that is inherent within the sport... I say douchebags.. If a dude wants to wear a wet suit, let him.. if he wants to surf on an electrical piece of synthetic material, let him.. maybe his ass wont look like a seal.. ha ha..

Feck.. Tuesday.. you bring all the bad.. none of the good..

Although there is a lot to look forward too.. its Tuesday.. Man Utd v Chelsea.. who? Yes.. the blues from London.. those Fheads.. ah ha ha.. Keen for today.. its going to happen..

Today is a kak day, so the blog is short.. venting..

How do you think this doll drives? I mean i don't think her car needs airbags.. ha ha ha..

Can you spell DOUCHE?

Oh in some news, what about that stupid stupid doll called Kuli Roberts? What a clown.. she said some pretty stupid shit.. I would have her shot, for the things she said, which were racist.. Its a good thing she offended a race that hates sorting stupid people out.. Mmm.. has she heard of  the 26ths? 27ths? oh she hasn't she will.. ha ha ha... WHat a fricken douche bag!

feck what a day..



Fucking ClOWNS.. all over the world..



Oaks are dumb..

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