Tuesday Taunts its been AGES!

Goodness, it has been a little bit of a long time and I apologise for the long absence.. It has been a little bit of up and down roller coaster the last few weeks! Been through the hottest of summer days in Florida(man that was good, to lie on the beach swim in the good warm ocean, [even if i did bust those over 40s making some baby waves ].. eeeewww.. I can't seem to forget that.. ha ha ha.. Something about being back in the homeland or rather second homeland of the states is the appeal of stupidity that seems to take over oaks when summer comes.. Its funny, dudes just lose their fricken minds, its shorter shorts, longer acts of stupidity and terrorism (Norway, that was some bull.. Anders Breivik is what is wrong with the fabric of society and that people believe harming innocent individuals gives their plight some backing.. Well.. stuff you, creature of Satan.

Anders Breivik, a PYSCHO..

Anders Breivik: The Narcissist - A narcissist and a fantasist, Breivik, 32, refuses to have his prison “mugshot” taken to ensure that the carefully stage-managed photographs he took of himself – in full Masonic regalia or clutching his rifle – are not replaced by more humbling images. Having been refused permission to wear a combat uniform, he has demanded to wear a red Lacoste sweater for his public outings to court or to the police station. He will not wear anything else. [telegraph]



Turtle, HECTIC!







Turtle looking.. ROUND



Turtle From Entourage Loses 25kg – Looks Mean On The Beach - Entourage actor Jerry Ferrara proudly parades his new beach-ready body as he strolls along the Malibu shoreline over the weekend. The 31-year-old U.S. star, who is of Italian descent, has battled the bulge over the past year – and come out winning after shedding 55lbs (25kg). [dailymail]ha ha.. How hectic is Turtle looking? Any one who watches Entourage or who has watched Entourage will know Turtle was always the guy you could relate too, a little chubby, a stoner, a "real" guy.. Lol.. Then he had to get all Hollywood and lose all the weight and look beefed. haha..

Pres. Khama

Seriously chaps, what the F*** is Julius doing in Botswana.. He should not be any fricken where near Botswana. Firstly every country has an issue, SPAIN/GREECE/USA to name a few.. Botswana too.. but having this clown and his cronies of pestly-traitorous-coheartly-yeastily-cod-chasing-beast come around trying to bring their nonsense gets my blood boiling. ANCYL, seriously oaks, you chaps are some bunch of self loving assholes. Dudes, understand policy and process, not sensationalist bull. Goodness!. ANC Condemn ANCYL Botswana Vibe – The ANC Youth League has crossed the line in its comments on bringing out regime change in Botswana, the ANC said on Monday. ”The ANC would like to totally reject and publicly rebuke the ANCYL on its extremely thoughtless and embarrassing pronouncements on ‘regime change’ in Botswana…,” ANC spokesperson Jackson Mthembu said in a statement. [news24]In a harsh statement issued by ANC spokesman Jackson Mthembu yesterday, the ANC said: "This insult and disrespect to the President [Ian Khama], the government and the people of Botswana, and a threat to destabilise and effect regime change in Botswana, is a clear demonstration that the ANCYL's ill-discipline has clearly crossed the political line."The rebuke was made after the youth league's executive committee on Sunday said it would establish a "command team" that would promote unity among opposition parties in Botswana with the aim of toppling the Khama government.

Come now Hef, we know how it goes pal.. We know what "gold diggers" will do, they will abuse, misuse adn then come back for more.. So what, she said sorry, cause people been telling her what an b**** and a w**** she is! Feck, i would just ask her to come around for a civil dinner.. Then i would have the place burnt to the ground..She could be outside while it burnt, but i would whisper in her ear, "that should've been you. This is a warning, stop this kak in the media or die"... ha ha.. okay a little harsh, but i have love for the old guy and want him taken care of. Harris has apologised for saying  this week on shock jock Howard Stern’s radio show that sex with the 85 year-old Playboy founder lasted “like about two seconds,” and that she never saw him naked.“The Stern interview scared me, he’s harsh,” Harris, 25, said in a Twitter post on Thursday evening. “I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry.”     

The magazine mogul, who had previously accused Harris of lying about their relationship, welcomed his former lover’s mea culpa in his own tweet that followed shortly about hers.

“Crystal apologised for her Howard Stern interview, which I appreciated,” Hefner tweeted. “It didn’t have much to do with reality.”     

Family from granpa to shitty looking kid who inpregnated his daughter

This is what the world is turning into.. Well in England at least,..Where chavs are worshipped or rather not discouraged from existing.. But no.. An unemployed man, 29, has become one of Britain’s youngest grandparents after his daughter gave birth at 14. Shem Davies and his former girlfriend Kelly John, 30, were “overjoyed” when their daughter Tia, who was born when her parents were 15, gave birth to little Gracie earlier this month. Tia’s boyfriend is 15. A week after Gracie was born Tia celebrated her 15th birthday in the ward surrounded by friends and family.

Finally that drive to Pretoria will be shorter and easier.. No none sense with Bullfans and their tow bars again.. WHoo hooo.. By 9 this morning, Gautrain announced it had already transported 7000 passengers on the new route between Johannesburg and Pretoria, which opened today. The long-awaited second phase of the Gautrain will enable jaded Gauteng commuters to jump on a train between Hatfield and Rosebank stations, and then travel via bus to their destination... Imagine going out in hatfield and taking the train back to Jozishore to reside.. Killa, finally, first world public transport that wont cut infront of you! Wickedness!

Don't worry big guy.. Fricken Rep.

House Passes US Debt Ceiling Agreement – The U.S. House on Monday passed the debt-ceiling deal worked out by President Barack Obama and congressional leaders, sending it to the Senate for consideration a day before the deadline for the government to face possible default. [cnn] Ah thank you Republicans for waking the FUCK up, jeez oaks, even Malema could've agreed on the deal well before some of you pompous ass faces came to the party.. omg.. This is what politics is about, ego's and bank accounts.. Get used to that fact cause it isn't changing any time soon.. Not even you good do-ers can do anything  about it, its like as soon as  you get into politics  you lose moral and sense.. true story..

Hello.. and FINLLY.. fricken Finally!

Wesley Sneijder WILL become a Manchester United player this week... if he accepts a restructured pay-deal to move to the Premier League.The Dutch mid fielder's club, Inter Milan, have paved the way for a £30million-plus transfer by accepting, in principle, a formal offer United made at the weekend.

They are ready to grant Sneijder permission to speak to officials from Old Trafford, and the Mirror understands those talks will take place later this week.

So on my quest around the warmer parts of the world, i came across a couple of individuals who were from Brasil(offical spelling for you egg-heads out there) and their love for football and good times.. I realised it was actually most of South America that embrace the passion part of football more than anything. They go to the game, not to only watch it, but to enjoy themselves as some of you freaks do at the club. I mean they come to jam, laugh sing songs, dance cry and swear.. Imagine if you took bok fans (of recent weeks) to a recent game at the Copa de America.. It was amazing to see the intensity of the fans, models, miners and mechanics were all there.. jamming away like it was new years! Check out the pics!

Model from the Copa de America Riquele.. U wanna watch SA vs who now? Yea i dont care either, Paraguay the whole way!

 I can't wait for the World Cup 2014, as I plan on def heading that way to Brasil.. It is going to be the sickest jam that year.. Mark my words, so as I always like to research what i shall be attempting here is a little visual of what is happening on the football beach of Brasil.. still not keen?

beach footie.. Always fun.. Brasil..

Badass, even with the technique called "Bumvacious"

 Ah.. The arms deal is back in the news.. Oh oh.,. someone is going to die in a "car crash" or someone will end up denying charges as it is a "smear" campaign or.. etc etc. Do you see the picture.. This is what is costing us as a nation in building a better future, corruption and GREED..Alas, tis the world we reside in, one in which every human plight comes at a cost.. Your cost, my Cost..