Friday's Freaking Foolishness

ITs fricken Friday chaps and chapettes..

 Welcome to Man U.. Young...

It's that time to cut lose and engage in kick back time.. For most of you, some intoxication and stupidity will follow. That's normal.. lol, and for other's time to kick back and recharge.. I often find myself tired on Sunday as i don't adhere to that advice and continually plunge head first into a weekend, busy every day, cramming all my fun into two days..

This follows on from an amazing last weekend which should be hard to top but can be done very easily..Here's too a wicked weekend!

 

So i read this helluva interesting article on good old Julius Malema.. basically highlighting the appeal he has to some.. Basically, what he offers is the best out there. There isn't any one else promising anything to the youth.. "[Malema]... has identified a fast-growing, political market: black youth. A minority of this group can benefit from cadre deployment, patronage, nepotism, tenderpreneurship, fronting, affirmative action, black economic empowerment, and the other familiar components of ANC policy... It offers an interesting read into the very realistic input that this.....guy has.. read the rest of the article on: http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/Politics/If-not-Malema-what-else-expert-asks-20110623

 

The whole of South Africa has been very stoked to have Michelle Obama and fam cruising the country, gripping the attentions of many. She had some very smart things to say, she spoke about courage, the youth, benefiting our country and our countrymen. She was a pleasant and inspiring individual to many of the youth. She also isn't shy to get it down and chill with the local, and jammed around..  During her whirlwind tour of South Africa, US First Lady Michelle Obama, who is in the country with her mother and two daughters, stopped by to eat salad and drink lemonade and ice tea at the popular deli and restaurant The Kitchen, situated in Sir Lowry Road in Woodstock on Thursday. [channel24]

You know when someone picks up your phone and starts to go through your messages you get fricken annoyed. Well imagine what they found on Bin laden's phone, lol.. ha ha, hey check down the list "Mom".. "lets call it it.. Hi were the US govt, we've just killed your son biatch! USA! USA!" ha ha.. The cellphone of Osama bin Laden’s trusted courier, which was recovered in the raid that killed both men in Pakistan last month, contained contacts to a militant group that is a longtime asset of Pakistan’s intelligence agency, senior American officials who have been briefed on the findings say. [nytimes]

Serena Williams Hints At Wimbledon Sexism – Serena Williams wonders why she and her older sister Venus have played once each on Court 2 at Wimbledon this year – instead of Centre Court or Court 1. “They like to put us on Court 2 – me and Venus – for whatever reason,” Serena said. “I haven’t figured it out yet. Maybe one day we’ll figure it out.” What exactly are you saying Serena, is it sexism.. Or rather..there might be something else in there, MAYBE they just don't like the way the court turns into an orgy of moans and groans and the constant echoing of such as led too many patrons coming to watch some killer tennis have their focus turn to sex, and groping ensuing, with yesterday's 87 year old Willy Baker, having a couple of strokes himself up in the bleachers.. ha ha..

Usher Wants Pippa Middleton To Model New Lingerie Line – Usher has his eyes set on Pippa Middleton–sister of Kate Middleton aka Prince William’s new royal wife–to model his upcoming lingerie line! R&B star Usher is set to release his first ladies lingerie line this summer. [popeater] Why is this guy allowed to speak, oh yes he is a celebrity, ha ha.. Come Usher, you dirty little man, you can't take the Princesses sister, cause she has a booty and put her in your campaign.. ha ha.. You dirty Omg douche! ha ha.. Although he had a idea, a blatantly "i should have thought first" idea.. ha ha ha.. Usher.. Omg..

Sometimes we assume movies aren't real.. are you sure.. 'Cause some dudes are straight outta the movies, even helping juice up scripts for Hollywood..  Mobster Bulger Had $800,00 In Cash And 30 Guns – More than $800,000 in cash, 30 firearms and fake IDs were found at the Santa Monica, California, apartment of fugitive mobster James “Whitey” Bulger, who will be taken to Boston to face a string of charges, including multiple murders, the FBI said Thursday. [cnn] I bet he never ever got robbed at home, no one ever broke into his house to steal his favourite shoes.. NO..cause they knew... ha ha.. Shit, Whitey sounds like he would take you out for just having a laugh.. "are you having a laugh".. ha ha..

Dudes, lets get over this oak.. They just don't dig him.. Come ON.. I think we would rather jam with Mugabe than Justin.. Wow, that's quite hectic..  Justin Bieber Tackled In Manhattan – An unidentified man leaped over a barrier and knocked Justin Bieber to the ground outside the Macy’s in Manhattan’s Herald Square early yesterday afternoon. This isn’t the first time Bieber has been attacked at a public event. Back in May, the singer was egged by audience members at a concert in Sydney, Australia. Epic. [rollingstone]

BOK FRIDAY.. Yes.. rugby world cup.. come on the Boks, Eagles and Samoa..

Here are some bok team predications..
My team is based on the players and combinations I'd like to see in the World Cup semifinal against New Zealand.
I have included injured players Juan Smith and Heinrich Brüssow because they will be fit by the time the World Cup starts and they have nothing to prove at international level.
Frans Steyn earns the fullback berth on the basis of his talent and long-range goal-kicking ability.
Jean de Villiers on the wing is an attempt to accommodate South Africa's best backline talent in one team, with Juan de Jongh at inside centre. De Villiers showed at the weekend he can perform at wing.
Schalk Burger at No8 is a selection based on the way he's currently operating in the Stormers set-up. He's far more of a link player and ball carrier than a fetcher these days.
Craig Ray:
15 Frans Steyn (Racing Metro)
14 JP Pietersen (Sharks)
13 Jaque Fourie (Stormers)
12 Juan de Jongh (Stormers)
11 Jean de Villiers (Stormers)
10 Morné Steyn (Bulls)
9 Fourie du Preez (Bulls)
8 Schalk Burger (Stormers)
7 Juan Smith (Cheetahs)
6 Heinrich Brüssow (Cheetahs)
5 Victor Matfield (Bulls, captain
4 Bakkies Botha (Bulls)
3 Werner Kruger (Bulls)
2 Bismarck du Plessis (Sharks)
1 Tendai Mtawarira (Sharks)
Reserves: 16 Chiliboy Ralepelle, 17 Jannie du Plessis, 18 Andries Bekker, 19 Pierre Spies, 20 Francois Hougaard, 21 Pat Lambie, 22 Gio Aplon.

Our experts pick their Bok teams

Craig Ray, Archie Henderson, Craig Shelver, Liam Del Carme 

Morne Steyn (l ) and Wynand Olivier (r) tackle Pat Lambie during the Super Rugby match between Sharks and Vodacom Bulls from Mr Price Kings Park on May 21, 2011 in Durban, South Africa Photo by Anesh Debiky / Gallo Images
Image by: Anesh Debiky / Gallo Images

 

Two go for Pat Lambie at flyhalf, while the other two opt for Bulls No.10 Morne Steyn. And as for fullback, three pick Frans Steyn.

Craig Ray
My team is based on the players and combinations I'd like to see in the World Cup semifinal against New Zealand.
I have included injured players Juan Smith and Heinrich Brüssow because they will be fit by the time the World Cup starts and they have nothing to prove at international level.
Frans Steyn earns the fullback berth on the basis of his talent and long-range goal-kicking ability.
Jean de Villiers on the wing is an attempt to accommodate South Africa's best backline talent in one team, with Juan de Jongh at inside centre. De Villiers showed at the weekend he can perform at wing.
Schalk Burger at No8 is a selection based on the way he's currently operating in the Stormers set-up. He's far more of a link player and ball carrier than a fetcher these days.
Craig Ray:
15 Frans Steyn (Racing Metro)
14 JP Pietersen (Sharks)
13 Jaque Fourie (Stormers)
12 Juan de Jongh (Stormers)
11 Jean de Villiers (Stormers)
10 Morné Steyn (Bulls)
9 Fourie du Preez (Bulls)
8 Schalk Burger (Stormers)
7 Juan Smith (Cheetahs)
6 Heinrich Brüssow (Cheetahs)
5 Victor Matfield (Bulls, captain
4 Bakkies Botha (Bulls)
3 Werner Kruger (Bulls)
2 Bismarck du Plessis (Sharks)
1 Tendai Mtawarira (Sharks)
Reserves: 16 Chiliboy Ralepelle, 17 Jannie du Plessis, 18 Andries Bekker, 19 Pierre Spies, 20 Francois Hougaard, 21 Pat Lambie, 22 Gio Aplon.
Archie Henderson:
You will notice two players in this team who are not even in the Bok preliminary squad - Johan Sadie and Charl McLeod.
I have done so because (a) unlike Peter de Villiers, I can; and (b) they are two future stars. Sadie is the find of the season despite his rare performances for the Stormers, and he can also play wing or centre.
Sadly, there is no place for Jean de Villiers for all his experience, intelligence and ability. He's just too long in the tooth and it already looks like South Africa will be taking an old team to the World Cup. Also Juan Smit and Heinrich Brüssow might be said to be fit by the time the World Cup comes round, but I have my doubts.
Where I can, I have opted for younger players, especially with Lambie and De Jongh in the backline and Bekker in the pack.
Archie's Bok team:
15 Frans Steyn (Racing Metro)
14 JP Pietersen (Sharks)
13 Jaque Fourie (Stormers)
12 Juan de Jongh (Stormers)
11 Lwazi Mvovo (Sharks)
10 Pat Lambie (Sharks)
9 Fourie du Preez (Bulls)
8 Duane Vermeulen (Stormers)
7 Willem Alberts (Sharks)
6 Schalk Burger (Stormers)
5 Victor Matfield (Bulls, captain
4 Andries Bekker (Stormers)
3 Jannie du Plessis (Sharks)
2 Bismarck du Plessis (Sharks)
1 Tendai Mtawarira (Sharks)
Reserves: 16 Adriaan Strauss, 17 CJ van der Linde, 18 Bakkies Botha, 19 Danie Rossouw, 20 Charl McLeod, 21 Johan Sadie, 22 Gio Aplon.
Craig Shelver
My team for the World Cup is made up largely of Super 15 combinations.
The Sharks front row is a formidable one that can continue its dominance on the international stage.
The added ball-carrying and mobility of Andries Bekker in the second row will be an asset to the Boks, not to mention a 2.08m-tall jumper in the lineouts.
The bolstering runs of big Willem Alberts will strike fear in the hearts of opponents.
The tried and tested combination of Fourie du Preez and Morne Steyn for the Bulls, along with Stormers Jean de Villiers and Jaque Fourie, are ones that can't be overlooked.
The excitement that Gio Aplon creates when he touches the ball sees him get the No15 jersey.
Craig S's Bok team:
15 Gio Aplon (Stormers)
14 JP Pietersen (Sharks)
13 Jaque Fourie (Stormers)
12 Jean de Villiers (Stormers)
11 Bjorn Basson (Bulls)
10 Morne Steyn (Bulls)
9 Fourie du Preez (Bulls)
8 Willem Alberts (Sharks)
7 Schalk Burger (Stormers)
6 Heinrich Brüssow (Cheetahs)
5 Victor Matfield (captain, Bulls)
4 Andries Bekker (Stormers)
3 Jannie du Plessis (Sharks)
2 Bismarck du Plessis (Sharks)
1 Tendai Mtawarira (Sharks)
Reserves: 16. Chiliboy Ralepelle, 17. Werner Kruger, 18. Danie Rossouw, 19. Ashley Johnson, 20. Francois Hougaard, 21. Patrick Lambie, 22. Frans Steyn


TAunted.

There will always be people pulling you down, or spitting in your face.. Wipe it off.. Smile..