Topcats Taunts: MOnday 3-day week.. Fever of Kday!

Hey Chaps and Chapettes,

Seems as if there has been an absence of my presence on this blog.. Lol.. Minnaar.. Good job, on keeping the articles coming from the Kaap, douchebag! ha ha.. Wow, another week hampered by the indescribable love South Africans have for public holidays! Lol.. 3 day week.. and you GUESSED IT.. KDAY.. I know some individuals feel, leaving high school behind is the way forward, why go back to relive the experiences etc.. Well you're an idiot.. The reason we go back, to jam with old mates, to have a beer with cool teacher, to taunt some douche who hasn't changed, to creep the that matric chick that was hot in 1999.. Lol.. we go back to relive the good times and experiences that shaped who we are today.. Also we go to (as Kingswoodians) this great expectation of winning kday and shutting the snoozles up just for one year.. Ha ha, many of College dudes are mates now, so we all have a good laugh, they laugh slightly harder at the record, but never-the-less, its that time.. #kdayfever..

Feck, back to the real world of South African violence.. Except this violent act was brought on by an old timer, with some balls, bigger than JZ/JM/ and Jimmy Manyi.. A 72-year-old woman, living on her own in St. Francis Bay, killed an intruder early Sunday morning after she had been tied up, threatened and shoved in a cupboard. Police spokesman, Marianette Olivier said that two men had broken into her house, armed with a knife and screwdriver. They then blindfolded the woman and forced her to give them her bank cards and pin numbers. Olivier continued by saying:While one of the men left with her car to draw money from her account, she managed to untie herself and got a firearm from the cupboard.

The man tried to grab her .38 Special and she fired shots, killing him. The second man came back, saw her standing with the gun and ran away.
No one has been charged with murder. We will do formal investigations, send a docket to the public prosecutor and then a decision will be made.

This is what I'm talking about, although some might argue it was risky.. It was the way in which she said "fuck that, i will not b a statistic" BOOM.. that's how she rolls.. I wish she was my Nana, although my Nana still kick her ass.. My Nana is hardcore is yours?

Netherlands To Ban The Only Reason You Went There In The First Place - Although this seems kinda stupid..(as like all things, the demand will not get lesser than it is already.. All that will happen is that it will become black marketed again! Or rather like the rest of the world.. I have been there(Amsterdam) and I certainly would be a SAD SAD day..Then again, maybe you can become a member just by paying before you chuck to the 'Dam. The Netherlands plans to ban foreign visitors from pot shops in a move that opponents have labeled “tourism suicide.” Under the plan, the “coffee shops” that sell marijuana will become private clubs limited to adult Dutch citizens who have to show proof of ID and become a member to buy marijuana. This follows closely on the heels of Denmark, who recently banned Marmite. [latimes]

Massive Brawl Erupts On Virgin Airplane - I would have loved to be on this plane.. I would be taking bets from people, 1st class and all.. Come on folks, get on this, make some money.. ha ha ha.. Fricken douchebag tourists! A man aged 76 and two members of his family were arrested after a ‘vicious’ punch-up on a plane that took cabin crew 30 minutes to break up. Derek Edmond, his daughter Zoe King and her husband Martin were on a Virgin Atlantic flight from Gatwick to Barbados when a Danish family sitting nearby accused them of being too noisy. It is not known if there was any Marmite on the plane at the time. [dailymail]

Ryan Legend-quickly becoming less Giggs

Brother's wife, whom 8 year affair and aborted child.

I love this guy so much.. His been my man and I will stand by his 11 shirt. Forever.. but damn he's making it fricken hard for us! I mean he is awesome, and there is nothing on him football wise thats says any different. He has been testing us with all this scandalous behaviour, some of it, is borderline Charlie Sheenable, fathering a child with your brother wife..

Rhoderi Giggs, weird name..unlucky husband and brother

Shit, not even Chuck Lorrie could write that shit.. Ryan Giggs Aborted Lovechild Weeks Before She Married His Brother – The Ryan Giggs affair plumbed new depths yesterday when his sister-in-law claimed she aborted their lovechild two weeks before marrying the footballer’s brother. Natasha Giggs said she became pregnant by the married father of two while preparing to tie the knot with unsuspecting Rhodri. Stunning.

Whats funny about this story.. Is that the player involved used to be gangster.. A scary "jou ma" gangster, taking your stuff adn scaring the shit out of you.. He must've felt right at home, even offering the criminals some tips.. Ha ha.. No seriously, glad the dude made it..Former Springbok Hijacked - Former Springbok rugby player and SuperSport presenter Ashwin Willemse is badly traumatised after he was attacked and kidnapped by hijackers at a fuel station in Johannesburg. The hijackers drove around for an hour with Willemse, 29, before leaving him by the side of the road. [news24]

White man can jump..

Wade? James? na.. DIRK.. DIRKIE DIRKIE! Dallas Mavericks Win NBA - The Dallas Mavericks won their first NBA title by winning Game 6 of these finals in Miami 105-95 on Sunday night – celebrating on the Heat’s home floor. The Mavericks won four of the series’ last five games, a turnabout that could not have been sweeter. I used to play for the Mavericks. Great team. [foxsports]Ah chaps the oh so coveted team, that could not live up to the hype.. There is no I in team.. ha ha..