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Sometimes you sit back you open your mind and you attempt to understand the human being's reason for existing on this planet. Not only that, but then the thought of what happens after you have you have left your human form. In the wake of a close friend passing, these thoughts and more constantly ponder my mind. Fundamentally the questions will lead to my belief in God and all the mystical talk about after lives, nirvana's and heaven.. Regardless of my belief, its a difficult moment for me to comprehend.. I mean, the concept is ungraspable.. Just imagining it.. I have this description of stars, looking down on the earth and floating in space.. Unrealistic.. Some say.. oh well..

I like people with balls.. ha ha ha.. the creative team over at the Benetton's agency must have been very goofed when one of their designers started photoshopping world leaders.. Then the creative director(high from his boozy lunch with Silvo) approved all this SHIT! Benetton Unveil Controversial New Ad Campaign - There’s no doubt that these are the pictures of the day. U.S. President Barack Obama kissing his Venezuelan counterpart Hugo Chavez, Mahmoud Abbas embracing Benjamin Netanyahu, and Germany’s Angela Merkel locking lips with Nicolas Sarkozy. Is this bad fan fiction? A new approach to international diplomacy? The stunning (albeit photoshopped) images are part of a new campaign by the United Colors of Benetton. [

Only a brand like Abercrombie and Fitch can make THe Situation look like an awesome person.. Jeez.. they are fricken idiots with a capital FUCK head!lol.. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, the abdominal muscle infatuated Jersey Shore actor, is suing Abercrombie and Fitch for making and selling t-shirts with phrases like “The Fitchuation” on them. He is also still distressed about the fake press release Abercrombie put out asking him not to wear their clothes anymore.In August, Abercrombie “asked” “The Situation” and other members of the Jersey Shore cast to stop wearing their clothing. It turned out that this was merely a poorly orchestrated ploy to attempt to boost sales that had been on the decline. Suing them for $4million.. lol.. shit.. apparently the chaps broke as well after spending all of his cash on stupid shit.. Ferrari's and stuff(who wouldn't)...

Mila Kunis.."yes i will be your date you creepy soldier"

This chick is awesome.. the guy who invited.. more awesome.. Although.. I might thave gone with someone like... Sascha Gray.. ha ha ha.. only because you know you are guaranteed a good STICKING after a lot of that special punch they  will be serving up. The Mila Kunis Marine Corps Ball Date: It’s On! – Marine Sgt. Scott Moore’s date with movie star Mila Kunis is on! Kunis’ rep told FOX411.com that reports Kunis was trying to get out of attending the November Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina with Sgt. Moore “are false.” Kunis, who was promoting her film “Friends With Benefits,” famously said “yes,” and her co-star Justin Timberlake backed her up. [foxnews] The chick who asked JT must have been loving life..maybe he'll bring sexy back?(lame)

South Africa has Julius malema and Jacob Zuma, Italy has..sorry HAD.. Silvio Berlusconi. Silvio Berlusconi's Departing Gift To Italy: A Love Album – Italy’s former prime minister and former cruise-ship crooner, Silvio Berlusconi, has released an album of love songs on his last day in office. The self-declared Latin lover, who often boasted that he single-handedly kept large groups entertained for hours on end with his charm and silky voice, wrote the lyrics for the album entitled True Love. [theage] HE WROTE THE LYRICS.. ha ha ha.. this dirty old man who had orges with young ladies and and owns AC Milan... So basically he is a rich dirty old Italian man.. Yummy..

Police Blotter

After stealing surveillance cameras from a Garden Grove, California, business, Howard Shanholtzer ditched the white Mitsubishi pickup truck cops knew he drove and stole another vehicle. “Unfortunately for him,” said Detective Paul Danielson, “the car he stole was also a white Mitsubishi pickup truck.” Shanholtzer was quickly arrested.
Police pulled over a Corpus Christi, Texas, man for failing to signal a turn. Cops became suspicious that something more was up when, they say, the driver blurted out, “It’s not my truck,” followed by, “If you find something, it’s not mine.” And, “If there is anything in that black bag, it’s not mine.” There was something in that black bag, say officers—crack cocaine. And no, they did not believe him



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Castle.. where she waits for me now.. Hohenzollern Castle



Movember.. TO..December and Beyond





Chaps and Chapettes..

Its been ages.. and I thought let me send you some love! ha ha ha ha.. WHOOOO HOOO!!!

Ahhhh, the sweet feel of the end of the year...

We had some of the most amazing hot wings from Hooters.. DO IT..

Yes it may still be a while away before we truly shut shop, send emails to the abyss known as "who the f**k cares at this moment", and go and recharge, join, create, partake in the little break known as December. In the Southern hemisphere this season brings summer, so braai's, beach, sun, pool, beveraging, laughing, more beveraging and many, many "did i really do that"... well.. to most! Ha ha ha..

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It appears in the working world, before things calm down, they have to speed up, alarmingly sooo.. What has become routine suddenly no longer is as days blur into weeks that never seem to end, even though there are only 6 weeks left of the year! In that time, so much has to be completed, so little time and sooo SO many memories needed to be created! Ha ha ha.. The month of Oct was certainly one to remember..

After watching another weekend of awesome sport, (now that the rugby world cup is gone, my levels of stress and anxiety have severely subsided). I mean, it was a rough couple of weeks, constantly on edge, what is Div doing now? What Bakkies injured again? Shit.. It wasn't fun.. Although my premiership team is not a walk in the park, i have a long season to draw out my emotions. I have cried(yes, oaks we were killed by City at old Trafford) and I have begun to look past that game, it has certainly been  a long time, I have endured Arsenal like chants, but realised it is deserved and we will come back stronger.. #united.

OMg, Benni scored 2 goals this weekend! What! I know! You Pirate fans amuse me so much, where were you 2 seasons ago? Ohhh.. now in every tweet/pst you have to mention  something about Pirates.. you Man United virus fans(reference to winning only fans)..

Festive season is creeping up very closely.. Oh oh, now our stupid tank fills up.. Ha ha .. dunno what is about Dec that i always want to do something stupid , fun.. but stupid? ha ha.. Its weird but I think a switch comes on in us boys, "ahh stupid'clock has arrived".. Ha ha.. Lots and lots of jams are creeping into our calender..

11/11/11 Festival in Mpumplanga this weekend.. 3 days of trance madness about to breach.. Looks like its gonna be SICK! Jump in if you dare!!

This year truly has been a year of the live acts in SA.. they have given us U2, Coldplay, Kings Of Leon, Drake like 3 times, R Kelly, Lil Wayne(lost the tickets, so no giveaway) and Deadmau5... (very keen for the last one, in jhb at Wild Waters on the Dec 3) can anyone say.. lets go "ffffing mental".. lol..

To those writing exams, keep going nearly there! ha ha ha.. To those writing their last exams, final push and then NO its not all rosy, but it is what you make it.. So seize it.. Wow(write that down.. ) #truestory

There comes a time when the path beckons in front of you to either, stay on it.. OR to veer in another direction.. When that happens, embrace it, the decisions may seem trivial and life changing(most likely are) but that point is a point in which YOU have control.. It doesn't happen often..learn from it..



Steve "excaddie Williams and Tiger in happier Times



Back to the usual suspects that plague our world.. :

Tiger Woods Caddy Calls Him A “Black Arsehole” – While attending a “caddie of the year” event in Shanghai, where he won “Celebration of the year” thanks to his ridiculous behavior following Adam Scott’s win at the Bridgestone Invitational—including claiming the victory was the greatest of his career—Steve Williams was asked why he made such an absurd statement and said “I wanted to shove it up that black arsehole.” [deadspin] So the caddie is on top of being a douche-attention grabbing-d*ck, is also a racist, NICE.. What a clown, dude, oaks get it, you were with Tiger during the big years and he dropped you.. Sweet, move on, you have now swung the vote in the other way, oaks see Tiger as the poor employer having to deal with racist slurs from you!

This guy is in the headlines more than Obama/Gadaffi/Hitler are/were... I mean, always, he is a continual source of entertainment and I think a reality show featuring Julius would be amazing! ha ha.. Can you imagine the fun/the illegalities that could feature!!

SA Holds Breath As Malema’s Future Hangs In Balance – Julius Malema’s disciplinary hearing wrapped up late last night after a gruelling 12-hour session at Luthuli House, but the fate of the ANC Youth League leader will not be revealed to the South African public for at least another week. [mail&guardian]

Lets be fecking serious.. Justin B would def had given that lady a kid.. I mean, he was the Bieber! ha ha I mean, he prob can't remember, which he can't. he was 17 at the time.. Soooo.. he prob is living the normal life of American teenagers, except his baby momma gonna be PAID! lol... Wrap it up, no matter who you are! (Ahem Fikele Mabula) Justin Bieber To Take DNA Test To Prove Paternity Allegations - Teenage pop star Justin Bieber will take a DNA test later this month to prove he did not father a fan’s baby, and then sue his accuser. Mariah Yeater, 20, claimed in a lawsuit that Bieber impregnated her in October 2010 during a 30-second sex session backstage after the singer, then 16, performed in Los Angeles. [foxnews]

If he can survive T-Rex, YOU can survive ANC..

What the government in SA fails to realise is that every action is seen, noted, and put into the memory bank. Do unto others as you want done to you and all that jazz?? That seems to NOT be the case, in this case where oh you guessed it, another individual of the ruling party was involved in some humanitarian work.

Matric In Coma After Blue-Light Crash – A matric is in a coma and has probably sustained brain damage after being knocked down – allegedly by the official vehicle of a Gauteng MEC over the weekend. Thomas Ferreira, 18, of Krugersdorp was on his way to his girlfriend’s home in Randfontein on his motorbike when he was apparently hit by an official vehicle of Local Government. [news24]

Smart moves, we need more chaps like this!

In this Month's travel blog we are visiting: SWEDEN!!

Ah those Scandinavian vixens have been taunting everything other that blue and yellow for decades.. we here are very keen for the trip and have been sourcing stuff to do.. Looks.. fun..

This is how crazy our world is.. I mean we are sooo obsessed with obtaining artefacts of the creepy and weird variety! For instance, i saw that they were selling Queen Victorias knickers, big ol white tightie whities..Yea gross, they looked to have increments that would be serve as reminders that THEY were in fact undergarments.. Staying in the same time period as those that are selling Queen V's sexy lingerie, if any creep of an individual went around trying to obtain someone elses underwear, they would be labelled FREAK/CREEP/PERVET!! , but its okay to sell skidmarked undies of a queen??? Go figure!

Then  you have fuckers selling toothes for over R2 million South African rand.. enough to tell your boss to stuff it for a couple of years if you are dumb, a decade if you are  smart.. a lifetime if you have what I call.. free from idiotacy!The tooth fairy's rates have dramatically increased in the last 40+ years, especially when the bounty is a Beatle's molar. John Lennon's tooth fetched £19,000 (about $31,200) at auction in England Saturday.

Selling this man's tooth..

The tooth had been in the family of Lennon's former housekeeper. Lennon gave it to Dot Jarlett to dispose of sometime between 1964 and 1968, but then he suggested she keep the tooth to give to her daughter, who was a big Beatles fan.Lennon's molar is too fragile to be DNA tested to confirmed it belonged to him

It better be Debbie Does Dallas



What I like about today's shrew businessman, is that they have identified a gap where traditional business practices don't lead you to instant success..but sex does! Lol.. that's why you need porn on planes! So that little 8years olds can see some golden showers on the way to see their Gran! The head of Ryanair wants to add some X-rated options to in-flight entertainment. Michael O’Leary told British tabloid the Sun that he hopes to offer a pay-per-view porn service similar to those offered in hotel rooms through a new Ryanair app on smart phones. Naughty, Michael. [nydailynews]



 How to catch a college grad:

Cigs/colourful sunnies/beer/camera/lanyard

 Sometimes its easier to be alone.. Ha ha a ha.. NOT.. Its nearly December.. i think its time we exercise our right to be a little fricken crazy!!

 Pad of the month.. This man tree house.. Every oaks dream, reminds you of being 12, but with permission of a 25year old! House party with sabre swords and throwing balls in the house!!

Sooooo..there I was sitting in a room, waiting... waiting for...Waiting for an answer, a change, a slice of good news, a taste of decadence, a feel of joy...

Builders building a skyscraper back in the early 40s. no ropes, no fear and a bottle of whiskey...Forward to 2011, oaks tried to replicate it.. See below..



2011 New York, dudes, in hardhats, safety lines, and orange juice.. How times have changed..Ha ha a.. P*ssies!



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Thursday's Well OVER due Taunts

Morning Chaps and Chapettes,

In memory of Steve Jobs, you made the world very Back to the Future, you opened minds, possibilities and the world knows what can be done when belief, doing and dreaming can do! iRIP Steve Jobs.'

What you oaks keen to do for December? Maybe hit Cape Town? Plett? Something beachy awesome vibes? Something like that? WELL FORGET THAT.. If you haven't noticed, the sharks are reclaiming the water back.. No more Jordie Smiths are going to be made.. Attacks, from Muzies to Plett are being reported, not just SA, Australia has seen a rise in attacks this year.. Its the end of an era, the sharks have decided that they can no longer let bacon swim in their backyard any more! They had a AGM and decided its time to let you humans know, they can have a nibble.. a small nibble and that can render you useless. Remember, its their yard respect it.. Forget shark nets, forget little gadgets, these guys are are over your vibes! ha ha..

It has certainly been a while since I let loose my inner thoughts and bits and pieces from around the world.. Sometimes you have to suppress you inner thoughts to let others flourish. Well having said that I think we can all see that Archbishop DesMOND Tutu has had enough of the ruling party of the government. When a man of peace tells the govt that they should watch their backs for refusing to grant the Dalai Lama a visa, and repeats, it "watch out, watch out, watch out" you start to believe you should watch out! I mean its the old mans 80th birthday, and all he wants is his pal from Tibet to come and play a few games, dance around and laugh about the good times! SA government, is like NO we cannot allow such evil murderous individuals into the country, they can only govern us! Douches.. #epicfail!

So, if i was one of the most hated and controversial individuals I'm sure it would have been sooner I would be in hospital, I just don't have hard skin. Malema on the hand has weathered many storms and continues to be that ASShole we love so much! Now, he is unable to attend his disciplinary hearing because he is sick and weighed down by stress. ANC Youth League president Julius Malema was admitted to a private hospital in Polokwane on Wednesday, the league said in a statement. It said he would not attend his African National Congress disciplinary hearing in Johannesburg on Thursday. Malema was facing charges of bringing the ANC into disrepute and sowing division within party ranks. [news24] I think they are just buying some more time for a stronger case to be build, because in all seriousness he is fucked and is def guilty, but people have to be paid and we know how long it takes for money to clear at the banks.

Looks like if you are the hardest of the hard, got demons, whether its racism, alcoholism addicted to drugs or kill people, SuperSport is the place to go and work!! The question on my mind is when they apply for jobs, the director must be who else can we get that can make sure NOONE F**ks with us. I mean, Darren Scott and Peter Davies, a closed racist and Dexter like sports journalist.. What the Billy-Jones is going on over there in Randburg? Sports broadcaster SuperSport has lost another presenter, with Peter Davies the second Rugby World Cup anchor in as many months to be taken off air, following an undisclosed criminal case. SuperSport issued a statement on Wednesday evening, stating that Davies would not be on air pending the conclusion of the criminal case. [sport24]

What happens when you cross a bitchy royal with her man.. She will come and find you in person, not summon you. COME TO YOU! She will make sure you look her in the face and tell her what the fff you were doing with my man "sod".. ha ha ha.. I can imagine the lady now, going, "oh oh.. I'm f**ked".. lol..  Britain’s Zara Phillips spoke to the blonde who partied with her new husband in New Zealand, to ensure nothing happened between them. Zara reportedly called Jessica Palmer – who was seen flirting with England Rugby star Mike Tindall on CCTV at Altitude bar – to ensure nothing untoward happened on a night out during England’s current campaign in the Rugby World Cup. [femalefirst] She prob had some oaks behind her with pretty looking steel poles.. "what was that, i didn't hear you"?

I went to university.. Rhodes University (send your kids to Rhodes!!), and i realise what a statement it is biting the hand that feeds you. (Universities receive their funding from various sources but mainly govt). So to call the presiding government morally bankrupt, is quite a stand! I can't imagine though why institutions of intellectuals(many many) takes so freaking long to state the FUCKING obvious?? Hello? What, so all the other little niggles that the govt has had, is what? NORMAL? Get the james franco outta here!! WHat! Finally someone stands up and says, wait a second, theWits University Labels ANC ‘Morally Bankrupt’ - University of the Witwatersrand (Wits) academics protesting over the Dalai Lama visa debacle have accused the ruling party of being intellectually dishonest. ”This is the second time this happens. It’s really unfortunate and very disingenuous of government. It’s embarrassing,” said professor Patrick FitzGerald, a deputy vice-chancellor. [timeslive] Its beyond fecking embarrassing, we are basically a nation of stupid leading doouchebags being driven by the strings of investment(investment that is needed, fine!!)

Talking about douchebags and all things awesomeness.. Hello SPort Section!!

Loads and loads on.. Main talking point.. Rugby World Cup.. Looking like a contest now hey!! Hard to not look forward to the SA vs AUS game, on Sunday.. As a saffa.. shit is going to pop off! Hopefully.. I'm worried.. only cause this is truly where the world cup comes into tears, sweat and blood..

No Carter for NZ, don't right them off regardless.. There are plenty of replacements with oodles of talent.. Frans Steyn, my heart was sore with you back on our shore..Bakkies slowly behind.. I hope for you, we bring it home!

Northern hemisphere teams, you can go suck a Freddy Van Dango..cause there is no  ways you are taking this one.. Ireland had a wicked sneaky win, but come the FUCK on.. ha ha ha..

Premier League...

Its heating up, United have some important games coming up, fucking CITY and disgusting Liverpool.. Just remember, "build a bone fire, build a bone fire, put City in the middle and put Liverpool on top, and burn the fucking lot"..

Seriously looking like one of those nail biting seasons, with City, Chelsea and United taking the front lines with some amazing football. Its going to be epically..

Tiger out of the top 50? F me tiger, you've fallen far pal.. far.. Its time to sort that shit out!! BIG time.. I mean come Tiger, look at Rooney, look at David Letterman, fricken look at Zuma and that french minister chap.. Oaks can get through that then you can get your balls flying again!

Taunted.

This weeks strawberry pudding from the Kaap

This is what happens when you are famous and try and to cheat.. YOU GET PHOTOGRAPHED picking up 'dem hoes!

You can win this.. NOT #epicfail

Glad this model citizen is following a path after prison/rehab/parents being asses

Ship in the desert... Mmmm.. Sahara.. makes you think huh..

Oh what was that? Your stuff is safe on your phone? NO.. they will hack into your phone ask Scarlett here.. she know
whats its like..Too many pics of yourself? #fail

 

What happens if you are the brother of some famous hot ladies? Get tats, then your manicure and pedicure.. #realman



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