When life hands you a six pack and a smile..

Monday..I know.. I know..

 Chaps and Chapettes.. 

In the words of the Great Master.. "whooo weeeeee" its been forever.. 

I thought I would once again, start to embellish my thoughts into a direction, into some cohesive manner that allows me to articulate thought, ideas, questions and answers.. Ha ha ha ha ha.. (like those come easily!)

What a a few months it has been without me communicating my stupid senseless ideas into your heads, thoughts of taking the man down, saluting underground protests and all above3 engaging in creating our own checks and balances for a system that has failed us all, and yet continues to run ordinance, to engage on our behalf and to plunder what isn't theirs.. but OURS.. 

I was recently watching some of the coverage of the Toulouse attack by that fricken pyscho.. The article I was reading was referring to Fox News coverage of it. Let me just start by saying, an International Newscaster, who had spelt Toulouse phonetically, as well as created this facade of religion/extremists "see they all want to kill us" notion.. It really made the newscasters look like eagle eyed fucks.. basically the newsbroadcasters failed to do some research or any sort of reference to what actually happens, and had added their owned spiced up version of events.. In my mind when you reach a certain age, you surpass the stage of absolute stupidity(well at least when sober). That stage when a normal individual is like "wait a second this is fricken stupid" but noooooo not FoxNews.. idiots.. 

Okay so  there is going to be some backlash to wars/attacks etc, but often taking it out on someone who has prob run away from the violence is not the way to go. 

Iraqi Woman Beaten To Death In California - A 32-year-old woman from Iraq who was found severely beaten next to a threatening note saying “go back to your country, you terrorist” died on Saturday. Police said the family had found a similar note earlier this month but did not report it to authorities. [huffers] I would love to find the dirty useless f*ckheaded individuals that perpetrated this crime,  WHY?Does this justify your means, and then you wonder why the West is universally hated around countries in which they have done some stupid fricken shit.. Point in case.. shooting innocent woman and children in Afghanistan, nice one soldiers.. 

Sperm Hunting Women Prowl Zimbabwe Highways – Susan Dhliwayo was stunned when she pulled her car over recently to pick up a group of male hitchhikers and they refused to get in. The reason? They feared being raped. Sensational reports of gangs of beautiful women picking up male travellers to have sex and harvest their sperm in condoms have gripped Zimbabwe in a dizzying mix of taboos, rituals and the downright bizarre. [afp] That is fricken hilarious.. SO there are women out there who just take advantage of men  and steal their seed, no man.. Imagine being without seed, "sorry babe i don't have any more, it was stolen" ha ha ha ha ha ha.. I wonder what the extraction policy with regards to that works.. I mean, would he not have to be in a state of arousal.. Or rather, dudes are keen, realise what they have done and call rape? I don't know, sounds like that one has been done, or being done..  I wonder if Snooki knows about this.. Omg.. I just realised.. maybe Snooki also partook in this.. 

I mean Snookster is pregnant, Situation is in rehab for jail.. Ha haha ha.. reality tv, the Real world it sure is, druggies and unplanneds..lol.. at Jersey Shore, its not like the true colours weren't there anyway, i mean what could we expect?harvard Law and world peace? No, cause we"the public" don't want to watch a UN conference, we want to see someone we can tune, some idiot we can use as our poster boy for idiot/douchebag/assface..;. I actually like the Situation, no offense but he is a clown, but deep down he is actually just a boy who wants to be loved.. like Gary.. 

Here in South Africa, I was reading prisoners awaiting trial have to look decent..cant really just wear those orange-shit-stained-criminal outfits to the protesting of your innocence. I don't think that it would work out in your favour, know what I mean.. Soooo.. the goverement is spending R40 million on their suits/clothes what ever it is they wear! R40mill, thats right..For a guy who might've tried to rape you, you are now paying to clothe him and his gang members(27s).. SO just some food for thought when u refuse to pic up that 50c you dropped.. 

Speaking of free money, In Brasil they are introducing free plastic surgery for the poor.So they believe that even poor people have the right to go under the knife.. I mean, what!! That's a nice idea, but wouldn't they rather use that money to put food, educate, reinvest I don't know, REAL concerns.. Look I guess looking good contributes to peoples health, lifestyle, outlook and so forth, but fuck.. really..  Botox and laser hair removal, free chemical peels and anti-cellulite treatments may at first seem shockingly frivolous in a country like Brazil — which, despite phenomenal economic growth in recent years that has lifted millions out of extreme poverty, still battles with diseases like tuberculosis.

But the philosophy behind the more than 220 clinics across Brazil that treat people like Penha and thousands of maids, receptionists, waitresses and others is simple: Beauty is a right, and the poor deserve to be ravishing, too.

Facebook Condmns Companies That Demand Facebook Logins From Employees – I have heard a lot about future employees wanting to get access to people Facebook, to learn more about them and whether they could work in the organisation.. I say FUCK that, that's bull, if I give you my login details, then i want your bank details, with codes and bank account numbers. 

Seriously!!!!!

This practice undermines the privacy expectations and the security of both the user and the user’s friends. It also potentially exposes the employer who seeks this access to unanticipated legal liability,” Facebook chief privacy officer Erin Egan writes in a Friday blog post. [wired]

Then what happens if I apply for a job at the police station, they take my details, and then log onto your profile and see that you were partaking in a drug fuelled party in a nursey school.. then boom.. you are caught.. ha ha ha.. some of u would be sooo Ffffed, lol.. But seriously, what happened to our freedom of right, the right to privacy and the right to tell people like that to go run into a door with a spike to the eye, all the while trying to walk off a cliff.. 

Who isn't stoked that Tiger Woods is back on the winning trail? Prob not his ex-wife or girlfriends, but who cares, I was bummed to see tiger not doing what he does best.. Sinking balls.. I mean, golf needs Tiger, so do the TV ratings and sponsors, so half of the world was hoping for him to gain some momentum.. I just hope he doesn't try and sleep with the Course Director or something like that immediately and at least wait until he is back ontop before going back to being his awesome, "I always hit it" self.. lol.. #TigerWoodsWinning

All Tigers doll's in the winter waiting for the TIGER

Expelled.. ha ha ha ha../

Soooo.. it has begun.. Julius Malema has made his public backing for Dept.President Kgalema Motlanthe and for Pres Zuma to step down.. (Malema who was kicked out of the ANC for disrupt/being a fuck head/etc) was a part of the celebrations that took this week for the ANC centenary and reiterated that Zuma must step down as an embarrassment to the ruling party.. I think its just funny, how Malema went from supporting him, to being kicked out, to now supporting someone else who in my mind sees a backdoor back into the party and to the presidency.. (GAWD save us if this clown gets to the "African oval office") I mean .. I could not fathom having THAT guy.. any way enough of that train, it is def wrecked.. badly.. 

The SusaBOY on the right

Remember Susan Boyle? The lady who was and I say this with love butt uglier than a rampant chimp with rabies, on Britain's Got Talent, and ended up a singing sensation, now touring the world and making amazing music..Well here is the boy version, looks like Hagrid(character from Harry Potter for all you muggles) and is prob the illegitimate child of Hagrid and a troll.. ha ha ha, but his singing was fricken mind boggling, I mean, sound emanates from him like he is a chamber choir, let alone the fact that bush pigs are more handsome.. ha ha ha.. This dude is gonna get a make-over look like a shaved bat and make CDs, he is that good.. and that unlucky.. 

 

Ahhhhh SPORT.. my fricken favourite time of the weekend after waking up with a hangover reminiscent of what Iraqi people have had for the last 8 years with US occupation, lol..

Sooo this past weekend there was a bucket load of good times, but the week before, Wales clinched the 6 six nations.. Unbeaten and rightful winners..HOW.. I dont know, i mean, every year we watch the 6nations I am amazed at how boring the rugby is.. Testament to the northern hemisphere rugby, which in most people opinion(EVERYONE) it is the most boring form of the game.. Its like watching paint dry, but your blind... that bad.. 

No 9. back and killing..

SUPERrugby and another awesome weekend of fantastic hardhitting goodness.. I got to LOVE the BULLS, I mean they haven't been their usual rampant BULLish side, then they had the defending champions... the REDs come and visit.. ha ha ha.. The Reds, fuck u guys look sooo average.. I have a answer to that too.. My mates met some of the Reds chaps at Billy The Bums on Tuesday and from the sounds of it, they had a wicked time with the team or rather some of the team members..the ones they jammed with, performed on Saturday like U9c replacements. Thus they got dispatched with ease that only the teams such as Liverpool are used too.. 

Racist douchebag on the LEFT..

Speaking of Liverpool and all things footballish.. ha ha ha.. The scousers, you racist douchebags are losing their way quicker than you count how many dolls Tiger Woods has "holed in one" if you get what i'm saying lol.. I mean you have Suarez who is Satans gift to herpes, who is kak.. I hate him, so do most folks with any sense or rationale, or personality or a hatred for racism.. Ha ha ha ha 

MAN CITY.. your time is coming, Sir Alex calls this time, squeeky bum time..basically, if you falter, you end up behind us, living the dream and waiting for that dream next season.. ALL to play for, so its not a done deal, but fuck me its getting close.. APRIL 30th.. could be the game that decides all... Imagine a basic final between the teams in the North.. its  abit of a fight with North London rivals chasing 3rd/4th place respectively.. Shit, i love the intensity.. Every game has me on edge, screaming obscenities and shouting to bloody mary about fouls and free kicks.. Oh well, thank you Stoke City, thank you.. 

Walcott, finally repaying faith..

Remember a couple of months ago when everyone was talking of the demise of Arsenal.. ha ha ha.. even the fans (some of them) were like NOPE Wenger, time to chuck, now.. Quiet huh.. RVP is showing some of the more sublime form.. Almost Messi like.,. Na.. that a little too much gunners, soon you will be assuming you could wins.. ha ha ha ha.. you can.. maybe.. lol.. Good on you gunners.. Like Spurs who were doing really well until the last 4 games, still have a chance to ruin the Chelsea party, which in my opinion would be awesome.. 

What fans were doing when The gunners started fucking out..

I dig Spurs..but will Redknapp leave? Interesting.. if he does, i can promise they won't emulate this season.. They need continuity in this crucial part of hitsory.. if Modric chucks,Parker gets injured, Spurs don't have the cover.. They don't..

UNITED..UNITED.. jamming tonight against Fulham, a 3 points is all we can afford at the moment.. WE are the defending champions, ready, to continue.. I hope we can all witness the lack of star power that has dominated news headlines the whole season, yet we are still part of the leading pack, content to use what we have..TRIED and TESTED.. 

#MUFC

City will know the lack of that in their squad.. Who has won silverware recently in their team.. ? Besides Silva.. noone.. don't even raise your hand Nasri.. okay okay, i nearly forgot about th FA cup, but i was leaning towards Premiership.. not cups.. But u know what I mean.. #GIGGSscoringsince1991

Was a man.. but now.. a pretty lady..

In some other interesting news.. So you are Ms whoever and you are doing really well, have the whole country behind you and your family friends, lots of creepy old men.. AND then.. 

6’1′ bombshell, Jenna Talackova of Vancouver was disqualified from the Donald Trump-owned Miss Universe Canada beauty pageant for “not meeting the requirements to compete despite having stated otherwise on her entry form,” according to competition officials. By which they mean she was disqualified for being born with male genitalia.  Wait what.. YES..

Talackova, 23, underwent sexual reassignment surgery in 2010 after living most of her life as a woman.She hasn’t spoken to the press about the disqualification yet – although she has vented a little on her twitter account: I’m disqualified, however I’m not giving up. I’m not going to just let them disqualify me over discrimination.Hectic.. let the woman enter MisS Universe.. if she wins THEN lets see what people have to say.. lol. 

Sitting in the Sauna..

What is the world coming to when a transgender can't compete in a beauty contest.. I mean faak.. what are they scared of? A man being prettier than a woman? No.. but it will get interesting if this goes the legality route.. Ooooooo Weeeee.. 

TAUNTED.

\Kill this week..