Relook, revisit.. The year of the #hashtag

Chaps and Chapettes,

What flavour to conjour on this day? What makes us question our paths?  I'll tell you.. THIS fricken month.. Yes.. It has this affect on everyone of us.. Makes us question if we are indeed headed down our intended path. "Is this where i want to study" "can i get another job" Should i break up now or after valentines day #DONT seriously.. do it before.. ha ha ha.. This time of the year we recognise the perfect opportunity to change our routine and embark on something different, it is the time i like to call Rephraseable basically we are rephrasing our lives.. Like imagine on new years eve, Suarez (footballer who plays for Liverpool) was prob like, "shit, i am a racist, douchebag from South America, i reckon i should change" (followed by an apology about his racist remarks towards Patrice Evra(black french footballer).. Liverpool you are  team of douchebags and the fact that you stood by him, also means you prob stand by Hitler..#justsaying

suarez(his mom is a slaag) and Evra

Sooo.. besides the world goverments trying to squeeze any freedom of speech and even thought we have by introducing yet another law aimed at harnessing human beings ability to do what ever THEY want.. Just to go off topic, i dont know if you guys have noticed, but everywhere you look there are measures being made to restrain our behaviour, from SA's own Information Bill, basically highlighting any information attained unlawfully regardless of its intent or it being beneficial to public, you go to JAIL.. OKay.. so we are screwed kewl.. then.. they have this thing called a fecking Passport.. you have to carry it when you cross imaginary lines on the ground(imaginary!!) just to gain access to a place you were prob taken from.. ha ha ha..

Google blocked out.. '

Google has joined Wikipedia, BoingBoing and a number of other popular websites in the SOPA protest – not just by ‘blacking out’ their logo, which is cute but largely ineffective, but by putting together a comprehensive and informative infographic on the SOPA bill and piracy, along with access lines for voters to contact members of Congress through.

It’s a neat middle line that doesn’t quite reach the whining indignation of the Wikipedia blackout, but is still far more active than say, Twitter – whose CEO, Dick Costello, criticized Wikipedia pretty heavily:

“that’s just silly. Closing a global business in reaction to single-issue national politics is foolish.” I just want to say to DICK, your name is DICK.. #thatsall okay prob Richard.. but i like the former..

Big brother contestants.. Dude apparently slipped in without permission

I love BIG BROTHER..or rather i did, the first one.. when it first launched in SA, even went to the launch, to wish them good luck.. lol.. Sooo over the years there has been a saturation of Big Brother, usually the UK one is the best, raunchy, rough, disgusting..basically perfect TV.. Soo now.. the Brazilan BB..(obviously was gonna be some slutty racey action) has some serious misconduct going on!

The incident “allegedly” took place over the weekend, after the Big Brother housemates had a bit of a boozy party. Daniel Echaniz, a 31 year-old male model, is said to have been fiddling with one of his other housemates, the rather pretty Monique Amin. The only problem is, Monique had had just a tad to much to drink, and was passed out. Police arrived on the scene the next day, and ordered the production company to either stop the show or remove Echaniz. Amin was also taken away, possibly for a rape test. He was kicked out of the house, and is now being investigated.Echaniz, should he be found guilty, will face six to ten years in prison... Oooooh.. can you say this male model will basically be the sexiest piece of meat in prison.. he will be the slut of cell block D.. ha ha ha ha...

Okay PEEPS.. if you haven't been to Wimpy in a long time or you just don't dig it.. THEN wake the FFFF up.. Wimpy is giving FREE BREAKFASTS ON  THE 19TH OF JAN BETWEEN, 7AM -8AM... I am going to repeat... NO i won't but its that time of the month when you know you can't afford to skip a free meal.. Don't even front.. My goal to you oaks, is too tell every ONE.. but really tell the bergies.. This is the one time they can take their whole families for family meal.. Bet you tomorrow one bergie is gonna leave a tip at one of the WImpy's def.. Seriously oaks, tell everyone.. EVERYONE.. who needs food.. Im gonna drive home during traffic screaming.. "bergie come to WImpy for somebreakfast tomrrow.. actually fuck it, sleep there tonight.. get there early.. ) I wish there was a homeless network or something,.. lol.

Remember the Titanic? When it sunk? OF course you dont bitch , you were too young.. and Leo Di Cap does not count as a history lesson.. It did as a lesson when they were in the car and it was steaming up.. I sat next to my date thinking.. "oh golly if i can just hold her hand... let alone get a car, and then blow all that steam around for her to slap the window"... now this douchebag of a captain.. NO capt Smith, thats for sure, fricken booked out before some of the passengers.. He was on alifeboat telling the coastguard, "f*ck no i'm not going back to the ship" ... well it seems besides being charged for manslaughter and other charges... oh and missing people and death.. Damning Evidence Against Shipwreck Captain Emerges As Five More Bodies Are Found – Five further bodies were found in the wreck of the Costa Concordia cruise ship on Tuesday as it emerged coast guard officials ordered the captain to jump immediately back on the vessel when they discovered that he was in a lifeboat rather than commanding the evacuation of more than 4,000 passengers and crew. [telegraph]

African ambulance

So picture this.. You get hit by a car.. An ambulance comes to pick you up and rush to the nearest hospital. You are on the way, cruising, bleeding, dying.. what ever.. Then.. you get to a toll gate and the ambulance has to stop to pay for the toll. They can't find change so they look allover the ambulance, even in the victims pocket.. They get the amount and continue to the hospital.. The victim dies.. #hectic.. okay so they didnt die, but FFFF u road company.. Cape Medical Response recently got a call to transfer a patient to Constantiaberg as an emergency. But they were stopped at the Chapman’s Peak toll first. According to Entilini Concession – the company that operates the road –  even ambulances must stop and pay the toll fee, “irrespective of whether it is an emergency.”... I would get out of the back in the pain i'm and go and stick my ........... down their throat and give them my number so they can call me and apologise.. WTF..no offense but some of the f*ckers in the world need to get hit by bus, like yesterday!!

Not being shown on TV... WTF

really.. Oh and guess what it is today? Fricken El Classico..and for some FFFFFFing reason we are unable to get it.. Its not being broadcast? are you serious? I've seen herpes broadcast for less.. Omg..

My babysister was sooo hot.. then she became 20..

Taunted.

This is my friend Han..

2012... #Boom Where do You FIT IN?

WOW... WOW.. 2011...

That year went fricken quickly.. In fact it went quicker than a teenagers budget over December! Jeez... one minute we were sitting there laughing at how cool the World Cup was and now, we are laughing at what a clown Julius was in 2011, what a douche SUarez is (racist! C U Next Tuesday), what a a whirlwind year its turned out for Obama, Osama and a kid named after any Liverpool/Man City player(unlucky poor sod)...

ha ha ha ha ha... Oh well the world moves on, if thats anything to realise is that, time stops for nonone.. so.. you may think you have relevance but i have realised you are pixel in a page with 7 billion other pixels, some have more say than others, others have no right to have any more say but have the platform to do, so they preach ideological bullshit and hate.. IF anythign, we learnt the year of the dicatator was certainly not 2011.. Except how the F is that chubby chap the King of Swaziland still wielding power? Jeez.. that oak in the smallest kingdom giving us a bad rep in the South.. I reckon i give him until April before shit hits the fan..

Speaking of shit hitting the fan.. I am glad I made it home okay from traveling this year.. 1272 people died on SA roads over Dec.. A waste of life.. jeez.. take it easy chaps.. seriously.. or join the army and die for another meaningless purpose..

I hope the festive season was spent in a jovial one, rather then in doom and gloom..

I begin my festive period witha  little visit to one of my fav cities in the world.. Amsterdam.. NOt for the reasons that you may assume, but because the city has the appeal that the Soccer City stadium tried to envision, a melting pot of cultures. Whether its dutch, or orient, or western influennced the city is a breath of all.. Besides taking in the natural scenery, canals and musuems(which are always fun, if u havent done them) but for the more experienced traveler to the city, you know where to begin and where to not waste your time... For instance, Amsterdam is littered with coffee shops, most concentrated in the center of the city, what one fails to realise is that each shop is like a mini franchised supermarket, of different levels. So imagine a Woolies, Checkers, Pick n Pay and throw in a little gas station shop as well.. Most of the coffeeshops around the center are like Checkers, quick easy, have the produckt you looking for and yo9u can get what you looking for basic.. There are some around that will raise their game to PicknPayt level where you might have better quality, lower prices(dont fall into the tourist trap, cause they catch suckers like you DAILY) and have the friendly chilled vibe you seek.. There are some, i keep them secret that are not well known, away from the bang and dash of the city center that are like the Woolworths of Coffeeshops..(The  best herb, amazing coffee, quality surroundings[they have been thought out to enhance the customers experience] and some of the best aesthetic appeal the country has to offer strolling in and out.. #1

What we learnt during winter is that, firstly boots.. stylish and some what in, with your pants portruding from the top is all the rage..IN my opinion I saw it as bleh... gay.. ha ah ha.. then again i don't conform to greasy European standards... well most times.. One thing we had to say from our last trip in the "dam, is the awesome lack of street dealers"wanna buy some charlie?" All those drug dealers have slowly being weeded out, which is awesome as I last time I sounded like a douchebag consistently telling some druggie dude from Nigeria(no offense but they usually are) to stuff off and sell his shit elsewhere.. feck..

The most unsuspecting club we happened to stroll in on Spui Straat(no 2) called Blitz....something, I wanna say Blitzbokke but NO.. lol, it looks like a old pub from the outside, on a cobbled street, with minimum lighting..It looked crap form the outside, and we were like f.. we've been had.. WE walk in pay the cover 10 euros.. (you def can't convert shit in your head... it'll mess with your head) nad wentdown this spiral staircase..As we neared the bottom all we could hear was the faint BOOM...BOOOM.. BOOM.. of the bass.. SHIT.. we have arrived.. put our coats in and went up like 8 stairs(weird I remember, they were numbered..OCD..anyway) up the stairs to this church looking,stained glass window dance floor with a bar all along the way downt he one side.,. Not the a superclub, but it was rocking from its hinges.. Good times.. I recomend it like bacon and cheese samies for a hangover.. DO IT..

Another year..another day.. what I am quickly learning is that if you are not married yet/children..don't worry.. at the rate that oaks are falling, your time will come SOON enough.. lol..

Looking back.. there is something that always comes to mind..Never have Regrets..if you believe u will regret something..then either don't DO IT(duh..) or lunge.. simple... Don't make mountains out of rabbit holes and so what if one oak ruins your day.. there are 7 billion people who didn't.. and half of those haven't eaten today..

TAUNTED